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DRUUUUUUNK T?HRE?AD! WOO! AH! YEAHQ WDT 8/11/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Aug 12, 2011.

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  1. amjoyce

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    Speaking of uniforms, I'm still hung on the librarian fetish from about 15 pages back.

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    #421 amjoyce, Aug 14, 2011
  2. hooker

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    That uniform would look good on my floor.
     
    #422 hooker, Aug 14, 2011
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    Diablo, when you get your wings do they give you a snorkel so you won't drown in pussy?
     
    #423 Gravitas, Aug 14, 2011
  4. TX.

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    Hungover. Bah.

    Having a "Come Over And Help Me Put Together IKEA Shit" party. Double bah. It will be a Christmas miracle if I get through this day without making a snarky (yet undoubtedly deserved) remark or two.
     
    #424 TX., Aug 14, 2011
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    Stopped by the farmers market outside of work this morning and got a bunch of nice produce super ass cheap. Now I've got a chuck roast in the crockpot with a bunch of local vegetables and while I wait, I used the grapefruits I got to make grapefruit and vodka cocktails mixed with some fresh basil picked off of my patio. Lazy Sundays are awesome.
     
    #425 jdoogie, Aug 14, 2011
  6. Backroom

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    I always thought you were black.
     
    #426 Backroom, Aug 14, 2011
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    I almost hooked up with a fat chick (not "a little chubby," she was fat) last night because I figured that the blowjob would probably be good enough to make up for the downsides. On one hand, I suppose I'm happy that I didn't hook up with a fat chick. On the other hand, no one else blew me. I can't determine whether I'm pleased with this outcome.
     
    #428 MoreCowbell, Aug 14, 2011
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    What, just because Diablo pictures about putting large rims on his car and putting a fart can in place of a muffler he's black?
     
    #429 ghettoastronaut, Aug 14, 2011
  10. hooker

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    [​IMG]

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    #430 hooker, Aug 14, 2011
  11. Diablo

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    It's all good, I'm a gangsta at heart...




    Not really. I'm almost as white as they come.
     
    #431 Diablo, Aug 14, 2011
  12. hooker

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    Still feeling good. Watching baseball and porn. Sunday isn't just for church anymore.
     
    #432 hooker, Aug 14, 2011
  13. Diablo

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    Baseball porn...is that the one with bats and anal bead baseballs? Sounds painful.
     
    #433 Diablo, Aug 14, 2011
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    Church was interesting this morning. I fumbled on Amazing Grace because I was daydreaming about blowjobs.

    If anyone wants to carpool on my ride to hell, I've got seats available.
     
    #434 Angel_1756, Aug 14, 2011
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    How interesting this post is depends on what exactly "fumbled" means in this context....

    Also, hooker, I always thought it was because they need to keep the guy around somehow.

    These hangovers are making me seriously start to reconsider my drinking habits.
     
    #435 MoreCowbell, Aug 14, 2011
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    Road trip!

    Every time I go to confession, I think about fucking in the booth. It's so bad.
     
    #436 hooker, Aug 14, 2011
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    I have been married five years and my husband gets on-command blow jobs. You are correct, my friend. You are correct.
     
    #437 hooker, Aug 14, 2011
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    I don't know what I hate more than when people use the wrong word to describe something. Especially when they think they're being witty about it.
     
    #438 hooker, Aug 14, 2011
  19. audreymonroe

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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    I have this frat-boy-esque* mission to sleep with someone in the air force because I've hooked up with a Marine and someone in the Navy, so I want to have an army by land, sea, and air checklist completed. It's so trashy, but that's part of the fun.

    So, Diablo, PM me.

    *The frat boy part is having some sort of "to do" list for types of people to bang, not the wanting to fuck guys in the army part, just to be clear.
     
    #439 audreymonroe, Aug 14, 2011
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    Ghetto and DCC banned for a day for blatantly ignoring the "no politics" rule.
     
    #440 Nettdata, Aug 14, 2011
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