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DRUUUUUUNK T?HRE?AD! WOO! AH! YEAHQ WDT 8/11/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Aug 12, 2011.

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  1. Frank

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    I'm a... black ops? Secret Agent? ...call me?
     
    #462 hotwheelz, Aug 14, 2011
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    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.foxnews.com/health/2011/08/04/teenage-brides-suffer-pain-shame-fistula/?intcmp=obinsite" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.foxnews.com/health/2011/08/0 ... p=obinsite</a>

    The title gets you excited, but it's not what you think.


    It's much, much worse.
     
    #463 scotchcrotch, Aug 14, 2011
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    I don't disappoint ms. monroe.

    Here to help you on your "to do" list.
     
    #464 KillaKam, Aug 14, 2011
  5. Angel_1756

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    Yes, anyone accidentally thinking "fistula" is some fancy shmancy word for "fisting" is in for a serious let-down.

    Also, ew.
     
    #465 Angel_1756, Aug 14, 2011
  6. hotwheelz

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    Balls
     
    #466 hotwheelz, Aug 14, 2011
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    Now the 5th Element is on, I made myself a tasty Manhattan, and the girlfriend is making veal cutlets for dinner and cookies for dessert.

    Winz0r
     
    #467 Juice, Aug 14, 2011
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    Well, it's official. According to my oldest son I am "The Worst Daddy Ever". You read that right. In the long history of fathers, no one is more evil than I. Quite an accomplishment.
     
    #468 Noland, Aug 14, 2011
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    Maybe she should marry a German guy. I hear they're into that.
     
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    Tell him if he takes it back, you'll show him the naked angel again.
     
    #470 Angel_1756, Aug 14, 2011
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    You should probably stop sodomizing your son.
     
    #471 Aetius, Aug 14, 2011
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    He busted me again. I'm sitting quietly, trying to come up with a fistula joke, and out of nowhere I hear this little 9 year old voice say, "Look. There it is again." The kid is a fucking ninja.
     
    #472 Noland, Aug 14, 2011
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    IKEA party took a break. Furniture is annoying, y'all.
     
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    REAL furniture is inspirational and enlightening.

    IKEA "furniture", not so much.
     
    #474 Nettdata, Aug 14, 2011
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    I'm pretty sure Chris Benoit was worse, but I guess that's up to you. Isn't it, Noland?
     
    #475 Juice, Aug 14, 2011
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    The depths some will sink to, to get their TESKU table built...

    [​IMG]
     
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    TiB Pub Crawl t-shirt?
     
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    Why not cut to the chase? "Ugly but fuckable. Paper bags $0.25 each."
     
    #478 Angel_1756, Aug 14, 2011
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    I don't know about that one...you still seem to be entertaining the idea...
     
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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    Well, I mean...fine...if I HAVE to.
     
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