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DRUUUUUUNK T?HRE?AD! WOO! AH! YEAHQ WDT 8/11/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Aug 12, 2011.

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  1. hotwheelz

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    And not literally, but figuratively.
     
    #501 hotwheelz, Aug 14, 2011
  2. hooker

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    Oh, and here I was thinking you meant literally...

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    Let me guess. Stairs, ladders, speed bumps, and stop strips?
     
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    True. So will you be my sugar daddy? I'd like to quit work and I'm damn good at a lot of domestic stuff.
     
    #504 taste_my_rainbow, Aug 14, 2011
  5. hooker

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    I don't think I'm have nightmares about her.

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    #505 hooker, Aug 14, 2011
  6. zyron

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    Are cops using these on wheelchairs now?
     
    #506 zyron, Aug 14, 2011
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    Me neither.

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    #507 Juice, Aug 14, 2011
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    I wonder if she does kids parties.
     
    #508 Angel_1756, Aug 14, 2011
  9. taste_my_rainbow

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    If you really meant grown men that still act like children the answer is yes.
     
    #509 taste_my_rainbow, Aug 14, 2011
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    I'm sorry - there are other kinds of men?
     
    #510 Angel_1756, Aug 14, 2011
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    I just wanted to make it clear that hoops suck.

    So do insurance companies and the government.
     
    #511 hotwheelz, Aug 14, 2011
  12. taste_my_rainbow

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    No - definitely not.

    (Just pointing out there are men-children and children-children.)
     
    #512 taste_my_rainbow, Aug 14, 2011
  13. Juice

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    Last one...

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    Thank you and good night, TiB
     
    #513 Juice, Aug 14, 2011
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    HEY... I resemble that remark.

    You'd find us pitifully boring if we were to lose our boyish charms. Admit it... you'd miss The Dutch Oven. You'd miss us goosing you at your parent's bbq. You would miss us farting in an elevator and blaming you.
     
    #514 CharlesJohnson, Aug 14, 2011
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    In 8 years, the boyfriend has only farted in my presence once and it was by accident. We're not that couple.
     
    #515 Angel_1756, Aug 14, 2011
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    We would be. Well, we would be until I made you vomit and almost choked to death laughing.

    "Honey, why are you eating crabcakes, hot sauce, and clamato for a late night snack?"

    "GO BACK TO BED!"

    I just realized how much of a dichotomy my life is. I love art, architecture, music, psychology. But I also love fart jokes, seeing how long I can go without showering, bacon, and Gilbert Godfried. We humans are a complicatedly woven tapestry of contradictions and woe. *nods head*

    Edit: ALWAYS watch out for the sneeze-fart. Nobody expects the sneeze-fart.
     
    #516 CharlesJohnson, Aug 14, 2011
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    What the fuck? Does he fucking go outside every time he needs to fart?
     
    #517 ex Animo, Aug 14, 2011
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    Guys, let's march in protest.
     
    #518 hotwheelz, Aug 14, 2011
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    I so want Mythbusters to try this out.

     
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