It's not that I think the first one is actually all that unlikely to be legit, I mean it's fucking impressive, but I think it could reasonably be real - I just think it would make an awesome mythbusters episode to see the robot they'd build to replicate the video.
Or the slap-the-ass-fart. One time I was taking a shower with a boyfriend and he slapped me. It made me fart. I think we laughed for about 10 min...partly because it was the only time I farted in front of him....partly because both of our faces were like, "WTF?!?"
Not to derail the deep conversation, but you guys/girls are pretty great. Except Frebis, he is an ever reliable asshole....* I appreciate the wisdom that has been shared. Well, prior to this thread. This thread caused a different sort of sad face. I love that women are not big on farting for humour. It's a selling point. *edited to clarify that the support shown about my R&R post. Ya'll suck in general.
Pimptress, I am glad you posted. I was more worried about you then I feel I probably should be about an avatar and words on a computer screen. And um, back to not derailing .... I am not any good at fart jokes..... I got nothing.
You stand up only to realize you have to pee and when you go you piss for 3 minutes straight. Receive a round of applause from the other people in the shitter. You steal street and construction signs, and road cones because it'll be funny. Wake up the next day and wonder where the fuck you're going to get rid of a 6 foot detour sign. You send the text message "I'm going to put a baby in you" to everyone on your list. Get awkward reply from woman you blew off. You buy plastic cups for the party so you can just throw everything away without cleaning squat. Break out all your beer glasses because "this beer pours way better into the proper glass." Wake up to kitchen in ruin. You let a pre-op transexual do a photoshoot of your nutsack. See photos a month later, compliment her on use of angles and lighting with an I-phone. You call all your friends "honkey" and nobody knows what a honkey is.
I got this beer to drink I drunk it! (Get Drunken) Who would have known that booze was so cooooo hoo hoooool I took as swig then swig back Fuck it I'll chug that And now it's time to pick another one and top crack