I wish I wasn't busy with real life so that I could post here and get a witty description of my online persona made for me.
Senna Vs. Prost: Likes to use thinly veiled e-sarcasm to feel morally superior to those who frequently post on message boards, while secretly hoping to be loved and accepted by those same people There ya go, champ!
Thread fail. It will be reduced to taking blatant unfunny low blows at members you dislike, them lashing out trying to one up the insults and then the thread burns down. I hear sirens already. We might as well just do a "Top 10 Most Annoying Fucks Here" thread and get right to the point.
Pimptress: a collection of male fantasies, capable of both outsmoking and outsquatting you any day of the week. Solaris: Unaware that Ireland is a free country now. Members who post pictures of themselves in the Booty/Boobie threads: Possibly imaginary. Ballsack:
SheGirl: Panties get all in a bunch every time we bring up Skyello and his videos. Much stamping of feed and loud voices and quivering of lips, but in the end, giggles like a little school girl and remains cute as a button. A 6' tall button, mind you. dewercs: Personally responsible for killing half of the cute (and tasty) animals in the civilized world. Was Kevin Costner's technical advisor on Water World due to all the time he spends on boats in the middle of the ocean. Voted best person to be in your group during the Apocalypse.
For the love of God never ever mention my panties and that fucking video in the same sentence. You big bonerface. Gawd.
Katokoch: Will soon be captured by some crazed dictator, and forced to re-shell all his Military's tanks in oak and maple, with decorative gold leaf inlay. Will construct the most ornate Iron Man inspired war suit using left over lumber, and escape his forced imprisonment. "Wooden man, Wooden man, does whatever a...wooden can...."
effinshenanigans and Beefy Phil- Both have excellent comic timing, both are sarcastic pricks. The good kind. Beefy is my friendly nemesis. I am Mr. (Gus) Glass and he is the Pancho-clad Rent-A-Cop that likes to touch people. Jennitalia- She is blonde and she is drunk, but she makes me laugh at least a few times a week and is always a good sport when I rib her. Shegirl- She is shrewd and probably hot (I like tall chicks) but hell hath no fury. Bluedog- Will be starring in the remake of the Fall Guy. Samr- Has a Barca lounger covered 50% in duct tape, an Oakridge Boys box set, and jumper cables sitting on his dining room table. There is a shiney yellow fiddle over the fireplace that he won from Lucifer years ago. Ferthanonies- A GODDAMN DOG THAT LEANS ON STUFF
Everyone: "Well, thank fuck I'm here to set this thread straight with my opinion. Here you are. Don't trouble to thank me."
Blue Dog: is really the reincarnation of Super Dave Osborne. Only Super Dave doesn't have a free boat.
KIMaster: "I am a smug son-of-a-bitch. But I'm right, so it doesn't matter!" Durbanite: "I don't know whether I'm making fun of myself or being completely serious anymore."
dewercs: Fuckin' mermaids shegirl: Boobie Thread Blue Dog: "Power's out n cold nheya, bring it dat grill." Dubanite: The only thing I know about South Africa is that it's far...and it still grows virgins there.