Hey wheelz, you've gotta start somewhere. Think of it like a beej with training wheels. On another note, bigass hurricane heading for NYC. Maybe it'll wash the taste out of the air in Manhattan.
I went tubing yesterday. Someone brought a couple cases of PBR, and we got fucking wasted. It was my first time drinking PBR, and I was underwhelmed. Still, free beer is good beer. I also got horribly, horribly sunburned. If the sergeant says we're doing MCMAP today, I am fucking screwed.
I hate everyone of you assholes on the East Coast that is bitching about this thing. It's a Cat 1 which is the equivalent of a thunderstorm and you all are running around and screeching like a cat on fire. Look down your pants. Did Jim Cantore steal your testicles while he was scaremongering his way into your living room?
"Oh no, look who it is. It's that one guy nobody remembers." Yah, I do this only when im pretty fucked up. Can I get an amen? (Atheists preferred.) i put a period in there. har harhar
Cat 1 is the deadliest right? The president's plane isn't called Air Force Twelve Thousand Seventy Six you know.
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Looks like they overhyped Irene. Man, I hope so. I have vacation scheduled next week on one of the barrier islands (my annual shindig/drunkfest with my family). We had rented a big house, but based on the gloom and doom the weather people have been preaching I had fully expected it to wash out to sea. Things are looking up! Now I'll just hope that it has power and water.
People are only freaking out because the news and public officials are telling them they should. It's a total Cover-Your-Ass move that we should all probably get used to. After Katrina, I doubt we'll ever see another hurricane with the potential to strike a major city that isn't treated like an apocalyptic gale.
I guarantee that if they weren't saying that The End is Nigh, a least a hundred people would die trying to drive 20 miles over the speed limit on slick roads in the woods. You know, like every other day.
Hey. My head hurts. I went to a physics department barbecue last night, which was exactly as you'd imagine. Then I tried to climb a building. I have a slight roach (not the good kind) problem here in abq, preferred method of extermination is an air soft pistol.
Apparently FOX or an affiliate had a computer animated simulation of The Statue of Liberty collapsing, debris flying through windows, and massive flooding in the subways that completely filled them like aquariums. I'm looking for it, but finding nothing. That kind of fear mongering should be illegal. If Janet Jackson's fetid nipple gets fined, something without any journalistic merit that insights panic should be fined as well.
Though I am loathe to admit this shortcoming, people in this city are stubborn assholes who think they know everything. When you've got 2 million stubborn assholes in the southern part of the city refusing to leave because of potential flooding that could be a nightmare for emergency services and power companies in the aftermath, how do you try to prevent that problem? Tell them they're going to die.
Janet Jackson has stanky nipples? You sir, must have an interesting life if you somehow found that out.