You're joking right? Do you live under a fucking rock? Her flashing her nasty tit during The Superbowl is the entire reason the FCC cracked down on radio and TV vulgarity the past 10 years. Nipplegate ring a bell? You're 12 aren't you. Nevermind. NSFW
I prefer to remember Janet Jackson's boobs like this, although now that I take a closer look they are a little bit lopsided.
Given the interest rates are so low today I'm going to see if it's worth refinancing my house again. My friend was telling me last night that he's going to get 3.75% on a 30 year fixed for a house he's buying; I want to refinance to a 15 year fixed and I have outstanding credit with a mortgage that's very modest compared to my income, so I figure I should be able to get that or better.
You know what you don't do? You don't drink too much Laphroaig after a long ass day, fall asleep on the subway at 1:30 a.m., and let some person stand over you while you're passed out and try to cut your wallet out of your front pocket. You don't do that. Only I do that.
Nope, my style of drunk is to start at 5pm, go to bed at 7pm on a Friday night, and then wake up at 7am the next day. In other words, lame.
I think I need a new TV, I don't know much about technology. LCD vs LED. LCD is cheaper, but of course I am programmed to then think that LED just must be far superior technology since it costs more. Is it worth it? Any more reliable brands I should look at? I know that this isn't appropriate talk for the WDT but since the highlight of last nights drunken conversation was bugs, I hope you guys will let it slide.
There was a list of "preparation tips" taped to my door by my landlord this morning. One of them was "Bathtubs can provide some shelter if you cover yourself with plywood or other materials." That sounds reasonable.
No, motherfucker, I'm 26, I remember nipplegate well. My point was that your choice of the word "fetid", implying rotten or stinky, seemed like an interesting one. I suppose it was an inference on your part. My bad. Sorry I got your panties in a bunch.
You know how real hurricane vets survive? 1- watch the weather channel obsessively to determine probably category of hurricane when it lands 2- if cat 0-1, do nothing. 3-Cat 2-3, make sure you clean out your bathtub and fill it with water, buy a few food supplies, take in random patio stuff that might blow away. 4-If cat 4-5, if you live along the coastline, or if you live in a fucking trailer, do step 3, plus you might want to park vehicles in front of windows, board up windows, and pray that a tree doesn't fall on your house. Then, YOU PACK UP YOUR CAR AND DRIVE TO THE NEXT STATE. We live on a giant hill, one of the highest points in the city, so flooding is no concern. We're lucky in that we have family in Louisiana and Texas, so if the storm is bad, we drive to LA, but if it's REALLY bad or if the course is ambiguous, we drive to Texas. We've only ever evacuated once in my memory though. It's also key to make these decisions more than 24 hours in advance, because the interstate becomes a giant suicide lane filled with idiots who also are bad at making storm preparation decisions.
Tornadoes scare the fucking shit out of me. They are unpredictable, they are powerful, and they will fuck your shit up for no other reason than that your house looks a little too peaceful. They had these google satellite maps where they had pre-tornado images, and if you moused over, a square of destruction appeared. How ANYone survives that shit is unknown to me. Hurricanes are okay because even though they are powerful, cause flooding, and spawn tornadoes, it takes them awhile to land and it's easy enough to avoid getting one-shotted by them.
Looks like DC will only be getting a Cat 1. Shouldn't be too bad. Of course after Katrina everything will get hyped up as the worst storm ever so idiots actually think about maybe evacuating their mobile homes.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Die_Hard_with_a_Vengeance First wedding anniversary tomorrow. The wife and I have a hot date tonight. Should be lovely. And sober since I'll be driving.
Day drinking and a hurricane party later? Sure beats the hell out of working. A theme song perhaps? Spoiler Speaking of working, found this gem while working down in North Charleston earlier this week. I'm working on a photoshopped version now... Spoiler Oh, and tits... NSFW
Growing up in South Florida, one becomes somewhat immune to the hurricane threat. I tend to follow bewildered's course of action with some slight modifications... Gather a good rifle and plenty of ammo: Depending on where you live, when the power goes out, looters make fantastic targets. Categories 1-3: Go to sleep and wake up occasionally to see if your shit is still outside(due to wind and possible looters). Once confirmed, go back to sleep. Category 4: Consider boarding the windows, but remember where you live and how much weaker the storm will be by the time it gets to you. Collect various lightweight objects. There is nothing more fun than watching shit fly through the air at 120+mph. Category 5: These are rare but serious. When I was in hurricane Andrew the most dangerous area to be in was within a 60 mile radius of the eye, so living in Coral Springs, I was fine. If you are in the direct path, get the fuck out. Of course none of this applies if you live in a trailer. If you live in a trailer, god hates you.
This is disgusting, you guys have cursed me. My room is crawling with Human Centipedes. Quick, somebody bring me the biggest boot you can find and a director with a talent for anything other than the most abject shock value.