Conditions certainly have become grim when you have to drink Blue Moon without the appropriate accompaniments.
For those who missed this, you should watch. Made even funnier if seen live after you had been watching a while and heard how pissed off the reporter has been all day at people not taking this seriously.
Haha @ the dude in the red shorts giving a full frontal while the reporter is talking about how he's "pretty much speechless."
If wanted something delicious exploding in your mouth makes you gay, well then call me Alex Larson. He's a guy I know who's gay? Pretty chill guy all told.
Maybe they'll wash up in Darien! Which, to be honest, would be a first. They're dirty people, you see.
I once tripped over a homeless person. It made me feel very bourgeois. As I typed that I realized that I am writing this in basically the same exact setup as the guy was when I tripped over him. Only the blankets I'm lying on are nicer, and I'm on the floor, not the ground.
I hope Irene isn't too loud when she hits tonight...I have a wicked hangover from her party last night. Bitch.
They're not evacuating Riker's Island. I'm expecting a 5000% increase in Riker's Island references in rap music over the next year.