I tried to find a picture involving oranges and ass, just to balance things out, but all I got were links to videos of girls stuffing their holes with fruit. I really should know better.
Have the video of the toothless French orange ass girl playing when she comes in. If she says she'll take the room, encourage her to sign up here.
Seriously though, tell her that she gets a special discount if she posts here. The special invisible discount.
"Excuse me ma'am, but you're not getting this room unless I know for sure you can juice this orange with your asshole. And I hate pulp. God help you if I find pulp." Breakfast is an important meal. Make sure she can do it right. What's this chick look like anyway? You should discriminate against fatties.
Aside from the complete dud I was assigned as a freshman in college I always picked people I knew well as my roommates. What are the criteria for determining whether or not you are going to share your house with an utter stranger? Can I assume a career in citrus porn is a check in the "no" column?
They won't let me copy pics from their website. But here is Ryan Milliron losing an MMA fight. Pictures.
I spoke with her on the phone and looked her up on facebook. She's a little older (27) and about to graduate. She's from Nepal and super cute. Just based on the questions she asked me and the way she responded to me, she seems like a mature adult. Some of the other people I showed the room to in the past month have been real bums. I'm glad I wasn't forced to turn them down.
Right now, I need you to build a mountain of clothes, garbage, and whatever else you can find. When she walks in I want to know if she instinctively begins to climb the debris mountain. Do you know how awesome this could be? It's a sitcom in the making: "Me and My Sherpa."