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EARTHQUAKE PARTY WOOO! WDT 8/26/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Aug 26, 2011.

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  1. bewildered

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    No way, I bet she's developed a tolerance and no longer rips fire poos.
     
    #361 bewildered, Aug 27, 2011
  2. Nettdata

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    It's so cute how naieve you are.
     
    #362 Nettdata, Aug 27, 2011
  3. Nom Chompsky

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    Your bathroom destroying roommate has inspired me. Roasting a couple cornish hens and decided to throw in a lil' curry vibe.
     
    #363 Nom Chompsky, Aug 27, 2011
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    Well as long as she sprays the bathroom and doesn't leave poo on the seat, I think we'll be okay. Unlike that Saudi....my brother still refuses to share that bathroom.
     
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  5. Kubla Kahn

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    I am imagining that ass spraying .gif but with a slightly duller shade of curry. Pleasant.
     
    #365 Kubla Kahn, Aug 27, 2011
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    Man, fuck you guys!!
     
    #366 bewildered, Aug 27, 2011
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    He could very well have said that, because he gets to go home to this:

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    Evidently Stetson couldn't afford to hire both of them and went to the B-grade model to fill in the rest of the shot.
     
    #367 Dcc001, Aug 27, 2011
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    You should have had her take a test shit before agreeing.

    Just saying.
     
    #368 Nettdata, Aug 27, 2011
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    She probably sucks at blow jobs hence his need to get dime store hookers to do it right. BJs are make or break things ladies, practice up.
     
    #369 Kubla Kahn, Aug 27, 2011
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    So, I may get crap for that, but in the realm of super hot models, I don't think that Gisele is that hot. Compared to the rest of us schmucks, yes, she is, but compared to some others, eh.

    Here is what I am doing on a saturday night.....we bought some plain white hanes t-shirts for my dog and some washable markers and are currently decorating them. My husband drew the line at sequins and glitter, but I am doing my best.
     
    #370 mya, Aug 27, 2011
  11. Nom Chompsky

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    I don't really find Giselle sexually attractive at all. Interesting looking? Sure. Striking? Maybe. But I wouldn't really go too far out of my way to pursue her.
     
    #371 Nom Chompsky, Aug 27, 2011
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    Seriously? You'd turn down this:

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    If her BJ skills were only mediocre?
     
    #372 Dcc001, Aug 27, 2011
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    Dude that's not even the worst of those ads. The woman in this is trying valiently to save it, but...

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    #373 MoreCowbell, Aug 27, 2011
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    Gotta say, dig the pose and the vibe, as far as she herself goes, not that hot. To me, of course -- I can see why someone else would be attracted to her.
     
    #374 Nom Chompsky, Aug 27, 2011
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    Who do you guys think is incredibly hot? Personally, I think:

    Kate Winslet
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    Seane Corn
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    Joss Stone
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    #375 Dcc001, Aug 27, 2011
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    Twenty years ago? No.

    Now? Absolutely.
     
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    I drank too much Mexican piss tonight.
     
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    I think Giselle is hot. She's got a unique look and a great figure. But I agree other models do it for me more.

    Miranda Kerr? Even though she was tainted with gay elf spooge, I'd still make Nom eat a mile of Orlando Bloom's sperm just so I could get to her vagina. Well put together cherub that girl is. Funny, I like her the best of The Angels, and I hear the most flack about her looks.

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    Any of those gals are hotter than Gisele, I think her face is funny. In the realm of super models, these beat her (to name a few)

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    #379 mya, Aug 27, 2011
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    No I wouldn't, but after years of marriage, coming home after getting beaten up and down the field by dudes three times my size trying to kill me, I'd want more than a mediocre beej from a hot woman. It's all relative. The girls that could suck me sideways in thirty seconds and liked doing it frequently always beat out the girls that were either terrible or just didn't like doing it. This usually transcended looks easily when it came to how long a relationship lasted.
     
    #380 Kubla Kahn, Aug 27, 2011
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