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EARTHQUAKE PARTY WOOO! WDT 8/26/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Aug 26, 2011.

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  1. Nom Chompsky

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    I agree with Poppa Bear. Can't say someone is sexy just from a picture.

    Hey, is it weird that there's a member called Nettie. Does anybody else imagine they're related?

    He refused to make the fresh squeezed juice.
     
    #401 Nom Chompsky, Aug 27, 2011
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    But boss...it's a fucking pineapple!?!
     
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    The porn is a past tense thing. (The girl go skeeved out by some of our "fans.")

    The really fucked up thing about my getting in fired is that the number 2 guy in the store just told me two weeks ago how much he enjoys working with me, and my work had really improved.

    Fuck them they have no cause. I will be in school next semester, and I will happily take unemployment, for the first time in my life, for a few weeks.

    My boss is a dick. Fuck him right in his ear.
     
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    Oh God don't make that a thing. My nieces call my dad that. I don't need to imagine that my father is lurking around these boards.

    PS Zyron you're a bitch!
     
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    Well now I know why you stopped doing porn. Perforated eardrums are no joke.
     
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    Whoa. All I see is teeth.

    None of you like Kate Upton?
    because I do.
     
    #406 Rush-O-Matic, Aug 27, 2011
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    Or...needle dick. But I guess there's a niche for everything.
     
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    Oh, so now I'm weird because I like a woman to gnaw on my penis like the remnants of a delicious turkey leg?
     
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    For the record no one here is touching my no no spot!!!!
     
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    Well, fuck here we go.

    I'm basically a big 'ol pussy who likes my whiskey with coke. Just a splash of coke, but coke nonetheless.

    Who gave up coke? This dumb motherfucker that's who.

    Time to learn how to drink red label straight.
     
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    That's what they all say before they see Poppa Bear's trampoline.
     
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    No, that's not what makes you weird.

    Hmmm, didn't Hooker say something about a turkey leg earlier?
     
    #412 Rush-O-Matic, Aug 27, 2011
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    I'm just saying, I heard a lot of bouncing and excited squeals.
     
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    It was the bears. Once they find your trampoline, you can just kiss it goodbye.
     
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    Party! Party! Party!

    Inebriation meet R-o-M. R-o-M meet inebriation.

    Hey, the Braves played Thursday. And now thanks to "Come on Irene" they don't play again until Tuesday. That's messed up.
     
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    I am just waiting to lose power. The storm is just about to start.
     
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    How mayn times can you watch that and it still be funny? The answer is every time. Hi.lar.ious.
     
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    I almost pissed myself. I watched it three times. And I emailed it to my dad. It never gets old!
     
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    I think if last week's WDT's mascot is shimmered's ass, then this week's is the flying bear. YES!
     
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