CGU, I'm one of those liberal arts faggots that's going to make their living looking down their nose at people who went to state universities, all the while hiding the fact that I went to a state university. What's Claremont like? I've never been to California, soooo... New School looks like the tits. East coast bias and whatnot.
Dude, unless your threshhold for losing power is way lower than I was giving CT credit for...that's not gonna happen until tomorrow. My understanding was that it's still fucking around in the DC area. It's not gonna start getting real until tomorrow. I'm gonna watch a shit load of porn now, just in case. Also, Irene, this waiting shit is boring me.
Ooooh, Claremont is a fucking awesome place to go to school (Pomona here). New School is cool, but in a pretty different way. Can't answer anything about the others, but if you have claremont or nyc questions, lemme know.
Oh fuck off, haha. After having to ask who the hell that guy was awhile ago, I went and read a bunch of his posts. If he really lives in Alabama, he gets a pass for most of his behavior. It's pretty much a requisite that you qualify every sentence, whether you need to or not, with something that lets people know you either make money or don't fuck livestock. Let's em know that you're better'n them. I say that as someone who grew up in Alabama.
Here's a topical song: I haven't seen any Allison Brie gifs in a while. I think this one has been posted before but I don't care. This one's really good: Spoiler
Hahah yeah but it's his fault. Stupid asshole, he shouldn't have been under 18. It's like, be older West Coast rapper! I might be drunk.
As soon as I hit "reply" to that, it hit me that it's kind of weird I know so much about a seventeen year old black kid, but then I realize that there's hundreds of pay-for-access message boards where dumbshits in Texas and Tennessee talk about high school football players, so I felt better.
I'm not even the hugest fan, but if there were a high school rapper draft, Earl would be a 5 star recruit, prolly.
I went to go buy a pizza today, and ESPN was showing a Texas high school football game What the FUCK? Is it really just that much of a slow sports day that kids are being shown on national TV? And this wasn't The Ocho; it was ESPN One.
Dance cave = no Shawarma = yes Yo-yo = yes I'm 2/3 for the night. Went to a fancy hotel with the girlfriend last night. I got paid a good amount of cash in back-pay and I got promoted so I was all, "what the hell, I'mma spend up my moneys!" Worked out well. Got to put it in her butt. The reality of putting it in her butt is never as nice as my memory makes it out to be. Oh well. Went to see Midnight In Paris. Not a bad flick, overall. Owen Wilson should have kept his pimp hand much stronger on Rachel McAdams as holy crap did she need a good smack. But the movie comes to reflect reality: the memory of 1920's Paris is to reality as the memory of putting it in her butt is to the reality of putting it in her butt. Worth the journey to find out, of course, but some days you gotta be happy with the present / vagina.
This is a good point. Do normal couples prepare like porn stars for anal? Enemas and vigorous cleaning? Or do most couples just do it spontaneously on nights they don't eat Mexican? "Baby you can stuff it in my ass, but I gotta fire one out first." God forbid you do anal drunk after a nice crabcake with black bean salsa. Edit: I'm also high as fuck on Advil cold/sinus and prescription cough sizzurp. Wow I am tingling all over. This must be what an anal hook vibrator feels like.
We have a new leak in another room and our cat is generally FREAKING THE FUCK OUT. I'm starting to feel like a hillbilly with all these buckets catching drips. I don't get it. If it was dripping from the ceiling right under the roof it would make sense, but we have the attic and top floor of a house and there isn't a leak in the attic, it's just coming out of the ceiling of the top floor. What's happening? Right now I'm just waiting for my broken window to blow into my room and/or shatter and the power to go out. At least one of those things is definitely going to happen by noon tomorrow. At least I have Fritos.
You sir, have just proven that you enjoy the cock. I'm watching a show right now on gold diggers drugging rich guys to take them for all they can. I had never heard of this happening. This blows my mind. I thought simply using their vagina would be enough. It's entertainging though. It's all a setup to see if strangers say anything. Most don't.
Ok, not for nothing, but if you say you want to hang out, and we make casual plans to go to a bar, have some drinks, and WATCH - THE - FIGHT, plus I make it very clear that I am excited for this fight, plus I'm an MMA nut, you don't get to be pissed at me when I attempt to give my attention to the aforementioned fight. Instead, I get a pissy attitude and claims that I am now, as she put it, "50/50% her". In other news, Anderson Silva may be a robot sent from the future to destroy all our fighters. Srsly.
Could be coming in from anywhere and just following the wood until it gets to it's lowest point. I worked at a few buildings that leaked and it was always a lot of distance from where it came in to where it finally dripped from.