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EARTHQUAKE PARTY WOOO! WDT 8/26/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Aug 26, 2011.

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  1. hooker

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    It's tired outside, with a chance of afternoon naps.
     
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    I've been drunk before bed the past four nights. Still the world insists on being an asshole. I'm Trying to determine what time is appropriate to start drinking today.
     
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    8:21am?
     
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    I thought it hasn't even made landfall in CT yet, but I'm a fucking retard. Other than watching local on the 8's on weather channel (the jazz music is beaten into my head) while working at a golf course I have no meteorological skills.
     
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    Also, I think I'm slightly drunk.
     
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    Yup. I think so. Going to the grocery store.
     
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    Shimmered, what's with your putting your quoted post below your response instead of above? It confuses me.
     
    #487 Frank, Aug 28, 2011
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    Me too. You're rockin the boat! Quit it!!
     
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    I think she's replying on her phone.
     
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    Smartphones my ass
     
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    Well now I feel like an....

    wait for it....

    IDIOT!
     
    #491 bewildered, Aug 28, 2011
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    My phone does that and its goddamn annoying. It also autocorrects Sphinx to sphincter.
     
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    I must know the context of this discovery.
     
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    I was using Sphinx in a sentence and it kept autocorrecting to sphincter. Which is embarrassing considering I was texting a potential client.
     
    #494 shimmered, Aug 28, 2011
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    When the cat is away, the mouse will play XBOX and watch a lot of fucking porn. Apparently.
     
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    I discovered that clits isn't autocorrected to clots when I was texting one of my physicians an update on of his patients. The one time that autocorrect could have saved me from some embarrassment.
     
    #496 mya, Aug 28, 2011
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    Agreed. Apparently I slept through it.
     
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    I just slapped Irene in the face and made her my bitch. I'm up in Nyc for the weekend and that storm wasn't shit. It was actually a little sunny here a minute ago.

    Oh, and I definitely went out last night and ran from 85th-ish back up to 100th st fighting the wind. Good, drunken times.
     
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    You're already a pro!
     
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    Why are you not posting topless pictures in the WDT? That's what the whole world wants to know.
     
    #500 hooker, Aug 28, 2011
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