You would be wrong about that, I read the whole thing. Personally I think it is great to be know that you are able to enjoy that type of thing sober, I have a friend who used to be an addict, and concerts make him uncomfortable because he just associates them with such a different time in his life
My back hurts from moving and then sleeping on the floor last night. The only position that makes it feel better is downward facing dog, which is not very helpful when I need to do things like work and eat and generally not be upside all day. Gratuitous images of girls in yoga pants to accompany this post:
I found a couple bottles of wine stashed away in my closet. Turns out it's the stuff my dad made a couple years ago out of some juice concentrate he got a couple years ago. I helped make it, which helps dissuade my fears to some extent, but here goes nothing!
Sorry I made fun of you dixie dude. Here's an olive branch in the form of some o' that hairy porn you like so much. NSFW NSFW Throwing in this one, get the feeling you might be the kind of guy who's into a thing like this... NSFW
I learned something new today. You shouldn't try to "fix your dye job" with store bought hair dye, after two bottles of wine. It's a really bad idea.
I'm reminded of this song*: *Speaking of concerts, I saw David Lee Murphy open for Mark Chesnutt when I was 16. I got his autograph, and I have it somewhere. EDIT: There are some misspellings on that youtube page, so just disregard them. The song is the same one you can hear on the radio.
Have to love that, "fuck waiting, I'm just going to rip your panties to the side and dive in" sense of urgency.
I just hate being touched other than when I'm being fucked. But I bet if I liked being touched, I'd totally like kissing and cuddling.