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EARTHQUAKE PARTY WOOO! WDT 8/26/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Aug 26, 2011.

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  1. shimmered

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    16 effing pounds gone. I was lotioning my legs this morning and they feel tiny.
    Fucking hell.


    In other news, it's 1 hour until drink thirty for me.
     
    #121 shimmered, Aug 26, 2011
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    I don't have female friends who would compel me to attend events of this nature. I don't really hang with chicks. I've got a couple of girls but...female drama is, on the whole, more of a headache than the occasional girlfest can possibly make up for.
     
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    #123 Gravitas, Aug 26, 2011
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    Hahhahahha, you guys are awesome.

    GOTCHA!
     
    #124 bewildered, Aug 26, 2011
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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    I decided that day of packing/disassembling furniture+impending house arrest due to no public transportation/hurricane+thinking ahead to first day of training for potential new job=I should go and get some beer. Then, halfway to the grocery store I realized this was a great decision because, besides all the obvious reasons, I needed ketchup for tonight's dinner too.

    I totally forgot how much of a shitshow the grocery store was going to be. I'm glad that it looked like my hurricane stocking up essentials are beer and ketchup.
     
    #125 audreymonroe, Aug 26, 2011
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    I'd post what I'm really thinking, but I enjoy not having restraining orders against me.
     
    #126 Jimmy James, Aug 26, 2011
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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    I hope your pooch is okay. Maybe, while he is wearing T-shirts, you can submit a photo of him to Hipster Puppies. You have to go back a page or two to get past all his book promotion posts, but it's the best. (I went to the launch party last night and it was chock full of boojaboo.)
     
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    r

    Que?
     
    #128 Gravitas, Aug 26, 2011
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    Yeah I even googled it. I got nothing.
     
    #129 MoreCowbell, Aug 26, 2011
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    Then I am going to assume it means "hardcore lipstick lesbian action".

    Next stop Websters.
     
    #130 Gravitas, Aug 26, 2011
  11. Nom Chompsky

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    I just assumed it was part of her Brooklyn-themed reimagining of The Help.
     
    #131 Nom Chompsky, Aug 26, 2011
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    It's the gibberish noise you make when faced with a cute animal. DUH.

    Way to live up to the board's name, everyone.
     
    #132 audreymonroe, Aug 26, 2011
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    You guys have never baby talked a puppy before.

    Or it could be her drunk language. After several beers I know a few people that revert back to a primitive language.

    Also, dinner isn't sitting well. Better have some Pepto:

    [​IMG]
     
    #133 CharlesJohnson, Aug 26, 2011
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    Dude, my dog would only respond if I spoke in iambic pentameter.

    Great, now I really need some. Also, gives a whole new meaning to pink eye.
     
    #134 Gravitas, Aug 26, 2011
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    Well that's odd, I thought Peto turned your poo black.
     
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    I was pretty sure it wasn't really you, but the rules for commenting on potential member tits have become rather intimidating. That girl is still stunning, though.
     
    #136 iczorro, Aug 26, 2011
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    Hmmph. Are you drinking it out of a blond's high powered asshole? Well there's your problem.
     
    #137 CharlesJohnson, Aug 26, 2011
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    Thanks, right now he is just wearing one of my old t-shirts. But since i have to dress him anyway, I have already started researching how to best him in the most fashionable way possible, to make him hipster worthy of course. I am thinking outfits coordinated to what I am wearing, lots of glitter, maybe a little hat. I'll make lemonade out of those lemons I tell you.
     
    #138 mya, Aug 26, 2011
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    If we never hear from you again, it is because your dog mauled you in your sleep.
     
    #139 bewildered, Aug 26, 2011
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    Fwiw, my mother sells dog clothes. How big is your dog?
     
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