Me and you both buddy. I just drank the last of the Dr. Pepper (an intellectual drink for the chosen ones), but I've got a bottle of Jim Beam and a mild death wish. Let's get it. DC might be fucked.
He is the manliest of all Shelties, 27 lbs of rock solid dogginess (covered by about 5 inches of hair...except for the half that is now shaved of course). Here's a pic up of him rocking the t-shirt
Fuck. Got hammered last night and wrestled my 160kg friend. I can barely move. Pulled muscles in both arms, both legs, my groin, my stomach, and probably places I don't even know exist. Awesome night though.
I know its just chimpanzee dna but there's something immensely enjoyable about fucking with drunks at a Red Sox game.
Sort of like burning plastic or rubber, acrid. And no, I have never smoked crack, but been around it growing up.
How is it that your dog looks like that, and my dog looks like this: And yet is only 3lbs lighter? Finli is built like a brick shithouse, that's why.
In response to a rep: the mohawk is natural. He grows a silver/blonde streak up the middle of his head and on the tips of his ears. The rest of him is black with some copper sprinkled in, except for his chest (white) and shoulders/haunches (silver). My dad says his mother should be ashamed of herself. Alas, all his fur was tragically lost two weeks ago when he got into burrs. He still weights 24lbs, but now he looks like this:
I'm getting up to no good tonight. It's been decided. This Jack Honey will help. [much better than American Honey, thank you very much.]
Better still is having some section hardo try to get you thrown out for nothing. We heard you swore... I didn't. We heard you acted aggressively? I didn't, please tell me who told you that. We'd like to relocate your seats... these seats suck, fuck this I'm going back to the seats I already paid for. I think I hate Boston now. Such a pussy sports town