Could ARRRRRRRRRRRRon* Sanchez be anymore of a douche? In 5 minutes of "Heat Seekers" he called one person "brother" at least 3 times, threw out unnecessary high fives, moaned like a bitch cuz his wil tongue hurt, and his fat-head sycophant fake laughed the entire time. THE ENTIRE TIME. Seriously, fuck the douche on that station. Just give me 20 minutes of food porn and a host that isn't trying so goddamn hard to be edgy. Please. I can't stomach anymore. This family-friendly "attitude" is transparent, uncomfortable, and garish like a hooker in pink lipstick that your weird brother brought as a date to your kid's first birthday. Yuppie hip. It's a yuppie with fucking tribal tattoos. That whole network. *roll those RRRRRs, brother. Wouldn't want to anger him.
News of the day: Flies can play dead. I see this giant green fucker on the door, so I swing down with a pillow so he can't get away. I pull back to see him lying on the ground, legs curled up in the classic "I'm dead" pose. I move in to kick him under the door, and all of a sudden I'm playing Moby Dick with a fucking insect. This place may yet cure my fear of bugs.
I've been watching Katt Williams since 10:00....and am finding him funny. What the fuck is my life coming to?
The best was when a friend and I went to New York Giants game a few years ago. I get a pair of seats every year(Except last God damn it) on the 40 yard line 6 rows from the field from a friend. A few years ago, the Giants defense was telling the fans to get up and cheer (4th down play) so we get up and start making noise. Two old ladies start screaming at us to sit down. My friend tells them it's 4th down and the defense is telling us to stand up. They tell us that you "don't stand up at football games." I don't think they appreciated when my friend said to them "You fucking cunts." I was sure of it when I turned around a little while later and they were gone and two guys were there who they traded seats with.
About half of that volume is hair, I am always shocked by how skinny my dogs are after a bath Although, truth be told, he is kind of old and has gotten a bit soft in the middle. He could stand to lose a pound or two.
I combed a small dog's coat worth of fur out of the big guy today. Then he was the most fixated I've ever seen him when I had some chicken on the stove tonight. Oh well. I'll take it. I want a DEA vest for him to wear around.
Getting drunk at home, watching Conan the Barbarian (the old one) in glorious HD on my 62" plasma is almost a perfect evening. All I know is that when Cromm asks, I will know the Riddle of Steel. (EDIT: Since Nett asked, yes I am also cleaning my M4 and my AK. Beer and gun oil are the perfect companions)
I was going to do ten pushups but then I THOUGHT about doing 100, so I'm pretty sure it balances out. In my head that was related to Brian watching Conan with a gun
Add tiny spiders to the menagerie of creatures living in my basement. I think they're starting to grow on me. That or I'm rapidly going insane.
The bad shit isn't supposed to hit me until evening Saturday/Sunday all day. Stamford is not looking good. I am on the 4th floor in the inner buildings (facing courtyard) so it may not be as bad but who the fuck knows. Right now I am sitting back with whiskey and getting drunk. I figure I may need to be somewhat more coherent tomorrow if things get bad. If not, I have enough booze to last me for a bit if I need it to. My cats could give a shit Ziggy (orange monster - year and a half) and Freya (calico- almost 3) for size Spoiler
Drinking vodka and rocking the fuck out. "We've done four already but now we're steady and then they went, One TWO THREE FOUR!"
Has a cat ever looked happy to be in a picture? All the pictures I've seen (and taken) turn out with the cat making a face like somebody sprayed warm tomato juice all over their whiskers.
Get them when they are rolled over on their back begging for their belly to be rubbed. Everybody and everything is adorable in that position.