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Easter, bitches!!! WDT (NSFW)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Dcc001, Mar 24, 2016.

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  1. toytoy88

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    So...the little Nazi's that corrupted Tay are rebuilding her in their likeness. An actual Internet Hate Machine. They have their AI learning from 4chan posts.

    This is why the internet can't have nice things.

    EDIT: I haven't coded in a while so maybe it's just me, but that coding looks like shit to me.

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    Unfortunately, pretty much all of that is just standard Java stuff. Based on the excessive commenting, I'm guessing that some of it was copied and pasted from an example, though.
     
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    I hadn't even thought about the commenting, but yeah that makes sense that it was probably copy and paste.

    I was referring more to the syntax of the code. I always tried to format it just in case some poor bastard had to come behind me and edit it. I never started a line with an } followed with more code. But maybe that's just me.
     
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    Yeah, coding styles vary. Personally, I've implemented the Google Java Coding Style for my devs: https://google.github.io/styleguide/javaguide.html

    And in other news, Fo Shizzle Ma Nizzle... I could watch Snoop narrate wildlife shows all day.

     
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    On Thursday my clumsy ass hit what I think was my temple on the corner of a book shelf. Don't really know because I know I blacked out and don't have much recollection of the rest of the work day (apparently I was quite productive) or going home that evening. Today a coworker told my my left eye was drooping (side of injury), and upon inspection we noticed a dent in the bone structure in the side of my head. Excedrine extra strength has largely kept pain at bay but it's really starting to hurt like a motherfucker now that the swelling is going down.

    So now I face a significant dilemma: enjoy the wonderful weather doing yard work and smoke the brisket I have planned for tomorrow, or go to the doctor for what I have reason to believe is a skull fracture?

    I'm legitimately torn. I know what they're gonna say I know it's gonna mean a long ass time there so I'd kinda rather just pop excedrine all day, keep the yard work and BBQ plans, and wait until Sunday for the doctor. But then again it is my head and I've already had enough problems with that already.

    I know going to anonymous strangers for suggestions isn't the best of ideas, but figured I had to at least vent about the dilemma I now face... Fuck I wish I still drank. Scotch would make the decision clear.
     
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    How the fuck are you not at the hospital right now? YOUR EYE IS DROOPING. So either you have a physical issue (busted face syndrome) or you have nerve damage, or both.

    It boggles my mind that this is even a discussion you're having.
     
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    On second thought, stay home... it'll make for way funnier stories later.

    "... and then they had to re-break my face to get the bones to set right ..."
     
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    I've had concussions before. Many of them unfortunately. Part of the whole brain surgery removing my balance awesomeness package. When that happens my left eye droops a little, so I almost expect it at this point after a concussion. It's a sign I got hit a little harder than just a bump on the head. Usually goes away in a few days, or at least isn't completely noticeable. Worst concussion I had, went to the ER and my face was drooping so bad on my left side they initially thought I suffered a stroke.
     
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    I've re-set my nose after a break so many times I don't even have to brace myself for the pain or bite on something. Once you go to the doctor a few times and they do it, you realize the only difference between what they're doing and what you can do at home is just they'll give you pain meds beforehand. If you can deal with that part, why go? I'm pretty good at getting it straight now. It's a little crooked from last time because it wasn't a clean break so I couldn't move it as well to get it set, but I'm sure I'll fall of something again at some point and bust it so I'll get another shot at it.
     
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    Jesus Nerds, how many times has this sort of thing happened to you? What are you doing?

    Motorcycle stunts without a helmet? Picking fights with Hell's Angels?
     
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    I think he's really Super Dave Osborne.

     
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    Brain tumor knocked out my balance when it squashed my cerebellum. I mean the cerebellum went back to normal and stuff, but my balance has never quite been the same. Occasionally I'll lose orientation with the ground, and occasionally I'll happen to be in precarious spots when said loss of orientation occurs.

    As to how many times it has happened, I only went to the doctor for a broken nose three times. After that I kinda stopped counting. There's been at least three more times where I had to re-set it pretty good. Same goes for broken fingers and stuff too, I just kinda handle it myself now unless it's an obvious doctor case, because at a certain point your pain tolerance goes through the roof and you realize you can do the same shit they do but without the co-pay.
     
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    You know that there are things you can do to improve your balance and/or compensatory strategies, right?
     
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    Well that was quick. They got it up and running. Of course they named it Eva. It's just spewing random bullshit right now (Pretty much like 4chan), we'll see if it actually learns.
     
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    Please the man handles firearms and works with children. Please.
     
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    I feel like you should walk around with a helmet on, just to be safe.
     
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    I'm at the doctor now. I got the brisket going and gave the wife instructions on how to keep the temp. They're talking hospital because said I have a concussion. You fucking idiots! I told you that! I just want an X-ray to make sure nothing is fractured. Needless to say when the doctor gets in I will be refusing the hospital trip and signing papers that I'm leaving against orders if they won't give me an X-ray. I'll go to the hospital if they can prove I need to due to actual skull damage requiring further procedures. Concussions do not warrant hospital, they just need rest and lots of fucking recovery time.

    I hate doctors.
     
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    On the one hand, I completely agree with you about doctors. 95% of them are at best unhelpful, at worst dangerous.

    However.

    With your history of brain trauma, I think their caution is warranted. It's not normal to bang your head on a shelf and black out, have your face droop and experience massive pain and cognition issues days later.
     
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    If you go to the hospital they're give you an MRI to see if there's any swelling or bleeding. After that, if its clear they'll kick you out. I'd say if they want to do that it wouldn't be a horrible experience. Its not like they'll give you a frontal lobotomy and you'll walk out a vegetable.

    Maybe they'll reccomend an fMRI down the road, but yea, I don't see the harm, aside from financial, of going in. Maybe do it for your family and friends, so that you can tell them you're alright and there's nothing to be concerned about.

    Concussions suck because an MRI won't tell them shit and you're right, the current protocol is rest and wait till it gets better. Sadly medical treatments for concussions are exceptionally limited.
     
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