If you're not currently piloting machinery or handling firearms, I think you're fine with that. The Time Bandit rides again upon the Bering Sea in pursuit of the crabs.
Somehow ms. katokoch can't stand that show. I don't get it, because it's obviously hilarious. We'll see how the new format this season goes.
Nobody is perfect, I'm not giving up yet. This banana bread she made for me last night is pretty good in consolation. I just took a normal shit for the first time since Friday. Not taking it for granted. Easter is a lot less fun when you are sick and feverish and everyone thinks you're just hung over. I'm supposed to celebrate the resurrection of Sweet Baby Jesus by eating too much ham and drinking too much wine, not turning my lungs inside out and blowing up the toilet every half hour. But hey, I'm better now and the day lilies I planted last fall are kicking ass now so it's all good.
I came out victorious today as well. This is our song. Queen Bey knows them feels, son. Testify. My neighbor and their asshole junkie fuck son who occasionally sleeps under my tree and probably tried breaking into my car are finally moving out. I can only assume the people who bought the house run a meth lab.
I was genuinely terrified the whole time I was watching that waiting to see some horrific bug of epic proportions. I have never been happier to see a kitty. (And kitties make me super happy.) P.S:
I would have very hastily shit my pants full. A Florida panther is nothing to be "happy" to see when you aren't looking through 3 inches of glass. A gorgeous creature no doubt. But a scared cat of that size would eat your lunch.
Those big cats are on the list of what I call God's Natural Killing Machines. No thanks. Here's my question, what the hell had that thing so worked up in the first place? Kitty looked like it was on a mission.
It looked scared to me. Like it ended up there and didn't know that particular environment. Trying to get away.
For some on-foot safari shit in Africa, here's this; https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10153431217173639 For some more Florida Panther shit, there's this.
Big cats scare me. I saw a mountain lion one night in Boulder. By the time I saw it it was less than 20 yards from me and walking away. Freaked me out pretty good. On the other hand, there's a mountain lion that has a range that includes my parents house in San Diego and hasn't caused any issues. We know its there, we know it moves around from time to time, but it keeps to itself and doesn't cause any problems. Mountain lions are freaky because they're so decisive. If they want something they're likely to fuck up whatever that thing is if they don't get it. They're ambush predators so if you see one its likely a good time to start shitting yourself and wishing you had a firearm. Colorado has a weird stance regarding the cats. Out here it seems you're better off getting attacked by one and trying to fend it off your dog or loved one with your hands and sticks then shoot one while its attacking and having charges pressed against you and trying to keep your ass out of jail. If you shoot one, you have to prove it was attacking, and without video evidence that seems very difficult to do. Add in the fact if you're in a park and you discharge a firearm you're likely facing charges outside of what happened with the animal. Not too long ago, in a very popular park, a family was hiking a very well travelled trail. Their kid, who was maybe around 5, got maybe 10 yards in front of them, and then the cat made a move and grabbed the kid.
There is one in Griffith Park in LA that ate a koala at the LA Zoo. That is fucking wild cause that park is pretty urban in its surroundings. Cougars are also by and large solitary, so they don't give a fuck what's going on around them species-wise. Florida Panthers are a bit smaller, so if that was a female, it may have only been around 100 lbs, but still not a fun creature to fuck with. There are also only like 150-175 left right now, which makes her running into one even more unlikely and amusing.