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Easter Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Dcc001, Mar 28, 2013.

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  1. Juice

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    Why the fuck do people in their mid 20s color Easter Eggs? Are you fucking 5? What are you going to do with all those hard boiled eggs aside from pat yourself on your retarded back for the next 24 hours?
     
    #221 Juice, Mar 30, 2013
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    Better question, who do you associate with that does this?
     
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    I managed to projectile vomit while driving today, one hand on the wheel, the other holding a trash bag. I'm impressed and ashamed at the same time.

    Praying for sweet release of death right now. Happy Easter to anyone that celebrates

    [​IMG]
     
    #223 KillaKam, Mar 30, 2013
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    The current girlfriend met my parents last night, as they were passing through town on their way to visit my grandmother. Everything went well and my parents love her. The downside: we ran into the ex-girlfriend at the restaurant. Talk about awkward.
     
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    Oh, here we fucking go.

    I don't think I ever got the original joke. Are they truly that despised by you guys, or an inside joke or did somebody wake up from a Night Train bender with one shoved up their bum-bum? Ah, college.
     
    #225 Crown Royal, Mar 30, 2013
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    A perverse depth of boredom that surpasses what ballsack just posted?
     
    #226 Kampf Trinker, Mar 30, 2013
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    Having kids or being brain damaged scores a bye.
     
    #227 Crown Royal, Mar 30, 2013
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    I get to tolerate my in-laws tomorrow!

    Fuck.
     
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    Hey Ballsack,

    Good to see you're still jerking off into a sink all these years later.

    Successful Lawyer, Serial Sink Jerker, President of Space.


    <a class="postlink" href="http://no-kidding.ichannel.ca/videos/chris-griffin-story-of-cathy/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://no-kidding.ichannel.ca/videos/ch ... -of-cathy/</a>
     
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    Sometimes they come back....
     
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    Boom roasted.

    (Suck it, Bewildered.)
     
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    So, the PUA forum still has my email and sent me this, my gift to you:

    You heard him, folks.
     
    #232 Crown Royal, Mar 30, 2013
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    Because EVERY relationship should turn into sex.
     
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    My cat my frown upon it....or love it.
     
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    I think if I have another child, I will go the way of the supercool and give them a douchey celebrity kid name. I mean, who's gonna bully a kid named Suplex?

    I paid for a Gris/ballsack barroom brawl and I ain't leavin till I had my fill dammit.
     
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    Fun fact about my local grocery store: they have this thing where you can customize your own 6-pack (I'm sure some of you have seen this), and I went with six different beers I've never had. The leadoff batter tonight will be something called Molson Canadian Lager.

    Canadia, I hope that your brewing mastery will live up to its hype. I'd have bought Moosehead as well, but they don't sell that here.
     
    #236 Rob4Broncos, Mar 30, 2013
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    E.T. scared me as a child. Hopefully I have grown out of it.
     
    #237 PIMPTRESS, Mar 30, 2013
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    It was the first movie I saw in the theatre. The shed scene scared the piss out of me.

    I still have a couple ET keychains, and a plush stuffed doll that my daughter keeps in her bed. She thinks its a raccoon.
     
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    Shit. I think I've got some cousins and a couple of buddies from high school I need to apologize to.
     
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    Re: Re: Easter Drunk Thread

    You've never had Molson Canadian? Fuck man that's what I miss most about living in Michigan. Molson is great beer.

    I can find it here in Charlotte sometimes but it's usually been sitting on the shelf awhile.
     
    #240 Flat_Rate, Mar 30, 2013
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