Easter Drunk Thread

Gremlins scared the shit out of me as a kid and still does. Fuck those evil little puppets. I swear I was traumatized by that movie.

 

As a child, I used to say, "E.T. Phone hooooooooooome." at random times.

 

Re: Re: Easter Drunk Thread

I find Canadian tastes cheap and generic: the Bud of Canuck beers. With all the great indie beers in the States I doubt it will blow your skirt up. PS it's brewed by Coors.

 

So is Blue Moon but a lot of people seem to like that. As a hockey player, I like Molson. Its better than Labbatt and Kokanee.

 

The only beer I can buy at grocery stores is O'Douls. Gas stations don't even have that.

You lucky 'Muricans and your freedom. I believe one day all citizens of the world will be able to go out and buy a shit load of cheap beer at 1 am, regardless of the colour of their money.

Haha, Canadian sucks though, haha!

 

Suck it Canada, come January I'll be able to buy a pack of joints at a marijuana store.

 

I love Blue Moon. Taste buds are like snowflakes.

 

That I can deal with. Being able to buy joints in stores would honestly make very little difference in how easy it is for me to get good weed. I may not have a marijuana store exactly, but I do know a guy named Jordan who sells awesome weed out of his rockin' basement suite.

Also, really? Is that actually happening? I heard marijuana was legalized in a couple states, but it seemed like it was still a grey area or something because of federal laws.

 

I already smoke weed every day. The law doesn't make much of a difference, except when its legal I'll finally be able to blow it into baby carriages while walking down the sidewalk.

 

No politics dude, you're just ripping off Green Party slogans verbatim now.

 

Colorado has the wheels in motion to fully legalize and I guess industrialize weed. The legislation was passed recently. Assuming the Fed doesn't intervene, and depending on how the politicians shape policy/law and effect the law, weed will be sold similarly to booze. It'll be no different that going to a liquor store and buying a handle. I don't smoke weed, but its primarily because I prefer not to smoke anything and I'm not sure what I'm getting. If/when this happens I'll know exactly what I'm getting which makes it way more appareling to me. Also, weed will ideally be safer because there will be regulation involved in the growing and distributing process.

 

When the fuck did the Canadiens take over?

 

Seemed appropriate:

 

You can just go out of the bottom of the net when it tips over, everybody knows that!

And bait it with Smarties next time.

 

I have couch surfers. They're awesome. One is a really tall Swede, and I keep wanting to call him Sven, even though his name is Harald. Harald made friends with a hobo today and the gentleman shared beer with him at his railroad shanty. The other one is a PA on the Anchorman 2 set, and tells me about eating crepes with Ryan Gosling (on the set of Gangster Squad).

Fucking love my couch surfers.

 

If you touch him, you've technically touched Ryan Gosling.

 

The fuck Gris! I thought you were busy being an almost world famous comic, who also happens to have the prettiest girlfriend this side of Brazil.

I miss your face. Cocktails soon?

 

They had crepes, not buttsex. Gawd.

 

How do you know?