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Easter Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Dcc001, Mar 28, 2013.

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  1. Flat_Rate

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    Yeah that shit was brutal, that kids leg is fucked.
     
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    Joe Thiesman already tweeted about it, what does that tell you?

    Fucking horrible.
     
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    One of the worst injuries I have ever seen.
     
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    You had the bigger confederate flag? The whitest "sheets"? Named all the Daytona 500 winners since 1979? Legally changed your middle name to -Bob? Compared GED test scores?
     
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    Guess someone isn't having a very HOPPY Easter anymore, right, right?
     
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    I watched the replay once and almost puked up all the lamb I ate for lunch.

    It made me sad. Poor kid. Thankfully he was probably in shock so bad he felt nothing, and I'm sure they pumped him right full of morphine on the way to the hospital. How long does something like that take to heal?
     
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    All those, and he invested five grand in a company that makes voting machines which emit a mild electrical shock while simultaneously deleting the votes of blacks and latinos.
     
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    He's a working comedian who's never had to invoke racism for laughs and he lives somewhere other than Nebraska.

    Gris 3 / Ballsack 0
     
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    We're WASPY as shit when he's around. I just pulled out his own fathers seer sucker suit and rocked a bright pink shirt and lime green tie. Game. Set. Match. My family isn't really neck for this area. We all have degrees and white color jobs. And oddly enough, the last rigged election was actually against the "establishment" equal opportunity corruption here.
     
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    Re: Re: Easter Drunk Thread

    My heart breaks.
     
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    watched that broken leg happen - I hate basketball and I felt for that poor bastard.

    The Husband and I are in disagreement about a dog. I found one. I want it, met it, loved it, boys loved it, Husband says it's a bad time and I should wait. this dog (boxer) is pretty much exactly what I've been wanting. Husband doesn't support me getting the dog but says it's my decision.



    My been - married - three - times - ass senses a trap.

    In other news, Alaskan Amber was brought to Texas last year and this is a reason for happy.
    Also, our Home Opener is Friday. I refuse to work on Friday. This will be glorious.
     
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    Baseball.

    This is a lot more fun when your team isn't expensive and injured.
     
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    The only way to make baseball fun would be if they used those bats to intentionally cause injuries. Jesus, that is a slow goddamned game.
     
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    We're playing the Lastros and LOSING. I haven't started drinking yet. Maybe I should.
     
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    Re: Re: Re: Easter Drunk Thread

    Beer is in the eye of the drinker.

    Certainly better than most domestic draft beers available here. I'd love to be drinking Chimay or Bells Two Hearted every day but fuck affording that.
     
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    Everyone's in a fever about the Jays season this year. I haven't seen bandwagon jumping like this since Shaq went went to the Lakers.
     
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    Look, if you can't appreciate a sport whose major selling points are quietness and statistical analysis, I just don't know what to tell you. Maybe you hate fun.
     
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    Well, the Blue Jays are trotting out 37 million dollars in salary this year. MARLINS Salary.

    By comparison, Miami's payroll is just 39 million. Hell, Houston's is $25 million.
     
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    This is practically a spring tradition in Toronto: care about the Jays, insist they're going to the playoffs this year, and give up after maybe two months.
     
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    Well, lets face it. The Jays saw an opening, with the Yankees and Red Sox showing the most weakness they've shown in years, a Rays team that is competitive but beatable, and a flukey Orioles team that will never repeat their success last year, and they chose to dive at the chance to compete and likely win the AL East. Given they're in a division with the evil empires part 1 and 2, they need to choose their chances to compete. This is the best chance they've had in years, the best they'll have for years to come, once the Yankees break the bank next year.
     
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