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Easter Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Dcc001, Mar 28, 2013.

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  1. toddamus

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    Which reminds me, its spring break, meaning countless white girls are going to somewhere tropical, getting crazy tanned and wearing corn rows. Awesome.
     
    #341 toddamus, Apr 1, 2013
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    Dang. Dr. Poon would be an awesome Halloween costume. I mean, there's nothing unique about dressing like a doctor. But, getting to say "I am Doctor Poon" all night? Because, you know, Doctor Poon. Poon is my specialty.
     
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    If you're born with the last name "Poon" and you don't become a gynecologist, I hate you forever.
     
    #343 D26, Apr 1, 2013
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    You will never meet a republican with dreds.
     
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    Don't go to France for your next vacation, then.
     
    #345 ghettoastronaut, Apr 1, 2013
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    It's the lack of sanctimony that makes both sides of the argument tolerant. It really is.
     
    #346 VanillaGorilla, Apr 1, 2013
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    I've been, it's hipsterish there but not too many Korn fans.
     
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    There is nothing okay with white people in dreadlocks, ever.
    My meat qualifies as poon-friendly.
     
    #348 Parker, Apr 1, 2013
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    In response to PMs and reps, yes, I did upgrade in the lady department. The ex knows who I am dating and knows the current girlfriend. During our law school's ugly sweater party after finals in December, the ex proceded to tell the girlfriend that I was good in bed and all sorts of other shit. The reason running into her was awkward is because she was sitting with her parents who have never met me but somewhat hate me for how my relationship with their daughter ended.
     
    #349 caseykasem, Apr 1, 2013
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    <a class="postlink" href="http://vimeo.com/62302465" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://vimeo.com/62302465</a>

    A long video with Suicide Girls. Why not.
     
    #350 Backroom, Apr 2, 2013
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    I think I speak for the rest of the board when I say the relationship was working fine for us.
     
    #351 Frank, Apr 2, 2013
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    Amen.
     
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    Porn Worthy, Bitches

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    You're going to retain the right to post photos of her, right?

    I mean, uh, sorry to hear about your breakup?
     
    #353 The Village Idiot, Apr 2, 2013
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    I don't want to go all Dr. Phil, but have you stepped back and thought that maybe you're both at fault, somehow? That maybe each of you is being selfish?

    It can seem like the other person is in the wrong, and that you need to get out, but people don't often think about the impact that it's going to have on their messageboards. Messageboard advocation is sadly ignored in this country (for comparison, South Korea has an official agency just for this purpose). Sometimes, it's not about what you want -- it's about what we want. Me and Frank.
     
    #354 Nom Chompsky, Apr 2, 2013
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    What he said :
    What he meant to say:
     
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    Is that some sort of weird sex move I haven't heard of?
     
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    [​IMG]

    I think it needs re-calibration.
     
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    FTFY.
     
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    "Hermione just stole all of our shit."

    The whole movie will be worth it just for that scene.

     
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    Emma Watson has a hot GQ cover coming out, I'd link it but its shitty quality. Also, the concept of actors playing themselves with the only difference of Michael Cera playing up more of a douche is going to be hilarious.

    Also going to a local and extremely popular Brewery/Pizzeria called Piece for a client dinner. Fuck yes!
     
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