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Easter Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Dcc001, Mar 28, 2013.

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  1. MoreCowbell

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    First one, then the other? Way to be a fence sitter.
     
    #141 MoreCowbell, Mar 29, 2013
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    I hate realizing I am being bitchy because I forgot to eat today. Oops. Sorry, World.


    Heh, my six year old just came up to me to share his most recent discovery about his body: if he squeezes his balls, his stomach hurts. The demonstration was a bit hilarious.
     
    #142 PIMPTRESS, Mar 29, 2013
  3. silway

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    I basically never listen to them. I view them as kind of a pain in the ass. Maybe people could just put them in spoiler tags but with a video mention?
     
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    What this man said.

    I guess I'm not opposed to music videos in spoiler tags. Just like everyone else can choose not to look at the lovely, healthy, happy, natural women Dixiebandit posts, I would like the option of skipping past the motherfucking music videos without having to even see that bullshit. Especially when it's just pages upon pages of certain posters "communicating" through music.

    Fuck, even just typing that makes me start to get angry. I hate musical circle jerks. If I wanted to listen to opinions about music and receive unwanted recommendations, I would hang out with hipsters.
     
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    I mean, I just got one of them fancy mouses with a scroll wheel.
     
    #145 MoreCowbell, Mar 29, 2013
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    Yeah, I'm not all that concerned with the youtube videos. Some I listen to, some I ignore, but I don't mind them. Easy enough to scroll right on by. And sometimes I find I like stuff I wouldn't think to search out on my own.

    I don't generally click dixiebandit's NSFW's, but make no mistake, I like knowing they are there, it adds an element of danger to my day.

    Yeah, not much exciting going on here.
     
    #146 The Village Idiot, Mar 29, 2013
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    Fucking no new Spartacus tonight you Starz bastards. Oh and I didn't mind the youtube videos, except when people kept quoting and it became a massive wall of repeats (You know you can delete things in the post you're quoting).
     
    #147 zyron, Mar 29, 2013
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    I'm very drunk now, But I do like drinking alone
     
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    Tonight I recorded a podcast while drinking. I've done it before and it usually leads to a pretty good episode, especially since I don't get sloshed, just kind of tipsy/buzzed.

    Meanwhile my wife was drinking as well and after I was done we had a good conversation and I put her to bed before the spinning of the house got to be too much. She's super adorable when drunk and a total lightweight.

    So now I'll chill out for awhile and tomorrow, with my NYC meeting canceled, I'll hit some poker and enjoy a day actually off.
     
    #149 silway, Mar 29, 2013
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    So just ban Nitwit from posting the same fucking video over and over. One person always ruins it for everyone. This is why we can't have nice things.
     
    #150 FreeCorps, Mar 29, 2013
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    As long as the switch to the light is off you're good to go. No need to hit the breaker.
     
    #151 NMW, Mar 29, 2013
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    Until the wife walks by and says "Here, some light will help out there".
     
    #152 zyron, Mar 29, 2013
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    I don't think I've wrote a blog post yet without a healthy buzz. Then again it's one of those things I usually do after finishing a bunch of work worth sharing.



    Turn it up a bit...

     
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  14. Juice

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    What's pink, 5 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I shove it in her mouth?

    Her miscarriage.

    Good night everyone.
     
    #154 Juice, Mar 29, 2013
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    Do you ever get really weirded out about how you used to be in your dad's balls?
     
    #155 audreymonroe, Mar 29, 2013
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    Would it be weird if my balls were in you?
     
    #156 The Village Idiot, Mar 29, 2013
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    I'm more weirded out that I act as much like my dad as I do.
     
    #157 katokoch, Mar 29, 2013
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    Not as weird as realizing that the first vagina most of us touched was our mother's.
     
    #158 Gravy, Mar 29, 2013
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    That always makes shit weird, just spilled way too much beer on the floor
     
    #159 iamduffy, Mar 29, 2013
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    I'm In a spot that cant possible work out good, ever, but i kind of like it
     
    #160 iamduffy, Mar 29, 2013
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