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EDIT: Long-Ass Memorial Day WDT 2012!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, May 17, 2012.

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  1. effinshenanigans

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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    ...and how are we feeling this morning?
     
    #341 effinshenanigans, May 22, 2012
  2. The Village Idiot

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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    Not sure about her, but the stock price for twizzlers just went through the roof.
     
    #342 The Village Idiot, May 22, 2012
  3. Kubla Kahn

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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    Well if that girl being stumpified by that flesh eating bacteria didn't scare the shit of you enough I present,


    Tape worms in your brain!
     
    #343 Kubla Kahn, May 22, 2012
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

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    #344 Juice, May 22, 2012
  5. Rush-O-Matic

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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    That girl (tranny?) needs to read the Sex Tips thread. Her hands are nowhere to be seen!
     
    #345 Rush-O-Matic, May 22, 2012
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    I've forgotten what this week's theme is . . . is it girls with cars?

    This poor gal must have gotten her dress caught in the door:


    And oldie but a goodie:


    Or, was that last week?
     

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    #346 Rush-O-Matic, May 22, 2012
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    I feel great! Thanks for asking.
     
    #347 bewildered, May 22, 2012
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    Well 2-5 minutes after ejaculation is too long. If the goal was not ejaculation, then you have 10-15 minutes max. Then you must fuck the closest intern, bent over a desk. No other position will suffice.
     
    #348 Parker, May 22, 2012
  9. The Village Idiot

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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    Am I the only one that read the above and heard in Joe Dirt's voice: "Dude, you banged your sister!"

    Just me? Ok, I'll go away now.
     
    #349 The Village Idiot, May 22, 2012
  10. BeCoolBitch_BeCool

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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    After a half day of Subbing in a new school district, I found a new place set up like a German beerhall that serves a wide array of the Bavarian beers I learned to love during my time in Munich. It's been a while since I got this drunk before 1:00 on a weekday.
     
    #350 BeCoolBitch_BeCool, May 22, 2012
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    Sadly for the children involved the half day of subbing is for the afternoon.
     
    #351 Veovis, May 22, 2012
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    1. What's the name? Because I know a lot of white girls have been jumping on Shantel / Shawntel or switching it up with Chantal / Chantel. I'm curious if you're using that as "uncommon."
     
    #352 Parker, May 22, 2012
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    There's something about springtime that makes everyone want to have anal sex.

    Apparently.
     
    #353 audreymonroe, May 22, 2012
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    I call it the Easter Bunny Effect. And goddamn it, it's almost summer.
     
    #354 BeCoolBitch_BeCool, May 22, 2012
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    This guy knows how to fucking party. <a class="postlink" href="http://www.kcrg.com/news/local/Zebra-Parrot-Found-in-Truck-During-Police-Stop-152634465.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.kcrg.com/news/local/Zebra-Pa ... 34465.html</a>

    Talk about a great ice breaker with the ladies. Last time I asked a girl in the bar if she wanted to pet my zebra, I got slapped.
     
    #355 lhprop1, May 22, 2012
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    Go on...

    I'm throwing this out there and seeing if anyone else can add to the data.
    In the arena of urban sex myths such as guys with big feet have big dicks, I've noticed recently and looking back to people I've slept with before, women who have larger shaped mouths have looser vaginas than their small mouthed counterparts. This could simply be just a weird coincidence, but I'm curious if there is something to this.

    Just to throw out a person to fit in each category, Cameron Diaz would be in the large mouthed section while Alexis Bledel would fit more in the small mouthed section.
     
    #356 Popped Cherries, May 22, 2012
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    I think the real find here is that you found a woman that has a small mouth? I've lived on this planet for 40 years, I've seen midgets, transgenders, the Northern Lights, a couple of Eclipses, comets, a space shuttle blow up - actually two, Milli Vanilli win best new artist, and Lindsey Lohan look good. I know, it sounds like hyperbole, but it's true.

    I have never seen a woman with a small mouth. Ever.
     
    #357 The Village Idiot, May 22, 2012
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    It feels like you're saying that like it's a bad thing.

    Do you suppose we could write their publicists and request vaginal photos in the name of science?
     
    #358 Rush-O-Matic, May 22, 2012
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    Is there some kind of standard vagina measurement scale we could work off of? Or one of those devices that measure the PSI like in rocky 4, you know, except for a vagina?
     
    #359 Popped Cherries, May 22, 2012
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    While a guess a cougar is technically a "wild cat", I would expect you Canadiens to at least put a proper wildcat on such a named beer.

    My office is like a morgue right now. An awkward transition that people are not sure of the actual details leads to essentially a work stoppage. Its pretty damn quiet, but thats just more time for the internets, yay!

    Also, this song is just the sex.


    The chorus just makes me want to get mad sexual.
     
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