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EDIT: Long-Ass Memorial Day WDT 2012!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, May 17, 2012.

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  1. audreymonroe

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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    We've just had an abnormally large number of questions about anal sex, is all.

    Do you mean large mouths, or large lips?
     
    #361 audreymonroe, May 22, 2012
  2. Rush-O-Matic

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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    Well, there damn well should be.

    Pffft, NASA and all there rocket science shit.
     
    #362 Rush-O-Matic, May 22, 2012
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    i have a big mouth, and a gaping vagina, so it checks out
     
    #363 Nom Chompsky, May 22, 2012
  4. audreymonroe

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    #364 audreymonroe, May 22, 2012
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    It's definitely mouth size as opposed to lip size.
    Haven't any of you kissed a girl before and her mouth just seemed more petite in comparison? Anyone?
    I can't be the only person who notices things like this.
     
    #365 Popped Cherries, May 22, 2012
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12


    This.

    Both the current FB's are gunning for the ass. Only one of them was drunk enough to actually think he could suddenly ram it home. I need a pillow. I could also use some Voltaren Emulgel for the swollen bite marks.

    This is why I keep my drinking life and sex life apart.
     
    #366 Queen-Bee, May 22, 2012
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    That just comes with age. Just like my sagging boobs.
     
    #367 lust4life, May 22, 2012
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    Does anybody else's dog burp in their face on a daily basis?
     
    #368 bewildered, May 22, 2012
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    Yes.
     
    #369 Dcc001, May 22, 2012
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    Good, as long as I'm not alone in this.

    Oh btw D, I got some beef ribs and they sucked, so I took the others out of the freezer and have been giving them to Buddy every day. He is a way happier dog!
     
    #370 bewildered, May 22, 2012
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    This makes me miss college:

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    #371 Gravy, May 22, 2012
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12





    I'm thinking about taking up drinking again.
     
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    I am making vindaloo. I will now have two kinds of rice-based leftovers in the fridge. Hooray!

    I have allowed myself to run out of beer. Unacceptable. And I could really use one right now.
     
    #373 ghettoastronaut, May 22, 2012
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    I think it has been quite a while since you tried to justify unwanted anal penetration. I was afraid you underwent some personal growth or something. I'm sure FutureWife would have been even more disappointed than I would have been if that happened.
     
    #374 Gravy, May 22, 2012
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    based on the fact that the pat few posts are today and I too concurr that I am drinking I vote to extend this WDT for anouther week as the weekend ended and that work I did sqwooshes into this one and dinking will have to occur. Especially since 40 odd beer plus my own got left in the fridge.....

    Vote not on bill 253 sobriety on weekdays, rought forth by congressman, sucksfuckingballs.
     
    #375 Veovis, May 22, 2012
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    But he's happy, man. Shouldn't you be happy that he's happy?

    Besides, he never has to worry about hotdogs and hallways. These are the concerns of mere mortals. He'll just bang the "hot intern" when futurewife's vag stretches and her fake boobs sag.
     
    #376 bewildered, May 22, 2012
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    I accidentally balanced something on the top of my butt today.
     
    #377 audreymonroe, May 23, 2012
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    You have a nasty habit of writing a novel sized post about how your roommate ate the last of your cookies and then following it up with these one sentence marvels you just let float out in the universe without explanation or pictures.

    Was it a pancake? A Tonka truck? A tomato plant?
     
    #378 Popped Cherries, May 23, 2012
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    I just chased a raccoon out of my living room.
     
    #379 Noland, May 23, 2012
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    ... Okay!

    I'm leaving tomorrow for Orange Beach, AL to take part in this. I'm fishing Friday through Sunday on one of these. I'm going to catch the state record one of these and win the $1,000,000 prize.

    ... And I'm going to look and act elitist as FUCK the entire time. Its gonna be awesome! Look out, Muckety Mucks! I'mma comin' with Coor Light and pickled Quail Eggs!
     
    #380 Blue Dog, May 23, 2012
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