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EDIT: Long-Ass Memorial Day WDT 2012!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, May 17, 2012.

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    B-B-But the sideaffects
     
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    How are you going to say some shit about a mufucka getting his cock removed whilst I'm basking in the image and glory of free balling it in a kilt amongst a bunch of dirty hippy headbanging Portugese? Fuuuuuuuuu
     
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    I can't help but appreciate ballsack's advice regarding women in white pants. It works
     
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    You're better off going to an old voodoo woman to give you a gris-gris than go to a hospital? Seriously. Those places will fucking kill you.
     
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    Ftfy.
     
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    Raise your hand if you wouldn't go on living if your cock was amputated....
     
    #406 Kubla Kahn, May 23, 2012
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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    I was feeling half-bashful. It was my towel. I was combing my hair after a shower and it came undone and I thought it was just going to fall off, but my butt caught it and it hung there like it was on a hook. And here I was worrying about my butt getting too small. I think I'll be okay.
     
    #409 audreymonroe, May 23, 2012
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    Boss: I know Blokbuster is basically gone, so what do you recommend for movie rentals other than Netflix, any good sites?

    Me: RedTube is a good option, and you can sign up and rent at one of their boxes.

    Boss: Is it just RedTube.com?

    Me: Yep. Wait... RedTube?! I meant Red Box! Stop typing! Stop typing!

    Boss: Why what's wrong?
     
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    I hang my towel all the time from my erection.




    What?
     
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    This weather has in typical fashion brought out all of these freaks in skimpy clothing. Oh my. My head feels like its on a swivel. Delicious flesh.

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    #413 whathasbeenseen, May 23, 2012
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    Pics or it didn't happen.
     
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    Yes I call this Skirt Season. It has been glorious. Legs, legs, legs. Sundresses that barely hang on up top. God bless the warm weather and all the nice women that want to be as naked as possible in it.

    I wish I could shoot all the whales though.
     
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    You know those days when you are pleasantly amused at the crazy people that you encounter throughout the day?

    Today would not be one of those days.
     
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    Following this theme, today IS one of those days when I can't seem to do anything right in terms of dealing with people. I can however win at drinking tonight.

    #copingmethod
     
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    Oh hells yes. That whole performance is awesome.

    And just because this song has never not made me feel better, even if I am already super happy...


    That band...

    In other news,
    I've updated my opinion on brightly colored pants that are "so in" this spring. They are material dependent. The color is great and snaps your attention to their ass/legs, but if its a stiffer khaki/chino material, then F that noise and the shapelessness it provides. However, for every example of that, there are better form fitting/stretchy-ish ones, and my my those are visually delightful.
     
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    This thread theme should be obvious. Example:
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    Yes, and it is always right after she eats. She comes puts her head on my lap, looks up at me, and lets one go.
     
    #420 wexton, May 23, 2012
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