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EDIT: Long-Ass Memorial Day WDT 2012!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, May 17, 2012.

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  1. Rush-O-Matic

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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    TiBbettes, let this be a posting lesson for you. We have two recent posts that inspire reaction in penises. Penii.

    One post about amputated cock - gagging, knee crossing and shrinkage.

    One post about sexy ladies wearing nothing but a towel suddenly not even wearing that - schwing!

    I think we are all clear on which one is encouraged and which one should never be mentioned again.
     
    #421 Rush-O-Matic, May 23, 2012
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    Council Bluffs, IA, huh? I wanna go. Can we stay with you and futurewife?
     
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    Wait, do they sell rear window windshield wiper blades there? Wow, who knew.
     
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    You could have a whole thread dedicated to the Council Bluffs, IA newspaper headlines the following day after Mr. and Mrs. mya spend a night with Mr. and Mrs. ballsack.
     
    #424 Noland, May 23, 2012
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    I imagine an entire chapter of the night dedicated to "things I have put up, or removed from, someone else's ass".
     
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    Perhaps I should splurge on the La Quinta Inn instead.
     
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    If that above is real, it's incredibly awesome.

    Thank god there was no internets and tattoos back when I was a clingy, low self esteemed crazy single woman...shit.
     
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    The chick is crazy. Clearly.

    However, given that the guy spelled tortoise as "tortuous", I don't think he is a real catch, either.
     
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    It might be an auto correct since he spells it right later on. I only add people I know and like on FB, but I'm thinking I need to start adding some of my friends' crazy GFs if it would fill my news feed with this much win.
     
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    Don't fuck up my jokes with the facts, FreeCorps.
     
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12


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    Real or not, I just laughed my ass off from that CJ post. That is completely believable. At least she didn't baby trap him. A guy called in on loveline once about his gf going off birthcontrol for 3 months and never told him. He was going in hot with no intention of having kids and thought she was still taking the pill.
     
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    It has to be fake, I mean at one point he's saying they've only been together for a week but goes on to say a talk is "a long time coming." No one shows that much crazy in the first week.
     
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    edit: shmeh. No need to trip down memory lane.

    Also, what the fuck? Some dude jumped out of a plane at 730 metres without a parachute and landed on a bunch of cardboard boxes, and lived. Good on him.
     
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    And a hairbrush.
     
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    Well, since Memorial Day Weekend hasn't started and our Northern neighbors are celebrating up in Canadia, I encourage equal time. However, I will participate:

     

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    I forgot that balancing school and work can be a pain. HA! Oh well, I actually like school now, something tells me that will make a big difference.
    I get to enjoy this holiday weekend with studying, moving, and changing out the heater core on my car.
     
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    Is it terrible that I find this so funny?

     
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    See, making me a sandwich would never have recoiled like that.
     
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