Look on the bright side, if you were suicidal you just go down on her. When she reaches peak, I assume she cracks your head like a walnut.
Because I know how devastated you are, if you are a female 120lb Tae Kan Weird Ass UFC Shit Master who can put me down in 1.3 seconds (or less), feel free to PM me. I'm here for you.
I'm going to have to agree with Village idiot on this one. I've got tree trunks for legs and very stocky shoulders and that chick has both meatier thighs and a thicker neck than I do. Kudos to her for making the commitment to be able to look like that, I'm sure it wasn't easy, but from a strictly attraction to the opposite sex point of view it's about as desirable as those big meaty muscle mag guys.
You little girls can settle the fuck down. Those are 15 lb bumpers. She's only squatting 105 lbs (providing it's a 45 lb bar and not a 35 lb bar). That is what my 85 year old grandma refers to as "bitch weight". If she was pressing that bar one handed, I'd be impressed. I wouldn't even give a girl the time of day if she can't squat a bitch weight like 105 lbs. You guys are fucking pussies.
Join the club. And get a sales job. On a slow day I probably work a legitimate 20-30 mins. Average day is about 1.5-2 hours and on a busy day I'll have to skip lunch but that means I'm making lots of money.
I'm just confused. If she's been in a gym enough to look like she looks why isn't she (and the other women in the picture) squatting at least 2.5-3x as much? Edit: Derp, I just realized she's not in a cage/rack so yeah I guess that would explain why she's not squatting real weight. But it makes me wonder what exactly they're doing in that pic.
Maybe they're in the middle of a Barbara or Chelsea workout? Edit: And anyone that thinks that girl is too muscular needs to hand in their man card.
Amen. I don't understand what you ladies are bitching about. It means she takes care of herself. Would you rather her be flabby?? Unrelated...I made it inside just in time to miss the hail. Yes, hail. Now it's thundering and lightning. I love storms!! Also, I got really excited this morning because I thought it was Friday. It's not. I HATE when that happens.
I'm going to make beer can chicken tonight. Any advice on how to fancy that shit up? ... Other than just putting a dry rub on the fucker and stuffing a beer can up it's ass?
I always make a compound butter and put it under the skin. You can also put herbs under the skin but it will be on the strong side so make sure everyone likes whatever you're using. (thyme, rosemary etc)
Re: Re: EDIT: Long-Ass Memorial Day WDT 2012! You can make drunk stripper chicken, same as beer can chicken but cut a lemon in half and slide each half under the skin of each breast. When you cook it the chicken will have a nice rack with perky nipples. Beer can chicken is hard to screw up, I have been mopping mine with a honey/brown sugar/butter glaze during the cook.
Crossfit is actively trying to fuck with me. Yesterday two very pretty girls at my gym told me they bought some group-on for a month's worth of training at the local crossfit place and wanted to know if I'd come with. Fuck. Also more Camille because why not
Her numbers from the Crossfit Games 2012 website: Clean & Jerk 200 lb Snatch 165 lb Deadlift 300 lb Back Squat 270 lb Max Pull-ups 80 This is at 5'2 126lbs. She's legit.