Is there a pill or something to make me enjoy working out? Literally the worst part of my day is exercising. I dread the end of my days just for that reason. On another note... AND
My beer can chicken was kind of a bust. The can was too tall for the fucking BBQ. I'm wine drunk. And I miss True Blood. Is that show ever coming back?
I hate it whenever class turns into a giant "let's ask the opinions of the class!" "debate". Most of these people are fucking retarded and should be ashamed about knowing so little about how the world works, yet somehow making it to grad school. Goddamnit, I need a drink.... Edit: Hold on! Now everyone's identifying themselves by their political beliefs! Because doing that makes them right! Edit 2: Now someone said "I'm not a history buff, but the civil rights movement started, what, in the 40s or something." I realize I'm beating a dead horse, I'll stop now.
Yeah, I hear you. I'm a real asshole for not wanting to have sex with women that weigh over 203 lbs and women that can kick my ass without the aid of a weapon. Where oh where will I find a potential mate that doesn't fall into one of those two categories? I mean, I've probably excluded 8% of the women in the world with those two conditions alone. Hey, maybe I'm alone in not wanting to bang 200 lb plus women. Somehow, I'm ok with that. Also pretty ok with not dating a woman that can physically kick my ass. Insecure? Maybe. Safe? Well, safer.
Law school, actually. The class(and the teacher, in fact) are pretty awesome, I just hate that whenever any class goes into something "controversial" the professors automatically go into opinion-mode to make sure everyone gets their say. Funny story, same thing happened in undergrad all the time(only its worse here because they're SUPPOSED to be smarter), and while we were all in that giant line before graduation when someone was walking around writing down answers to "what do you think of when you think of your student body?" He got to me and I said "I now understand what happened at VA Tech. I don't agree with it, but I understand it." It took him a couple of seconds to get it. When he did his reaction was priceless. I don't think that made it into whatever-the-hell-he-was-doing.
I feel like everyone I've talked to at work today has been particularly mentally retarded. And not just about sex, either. About everything. The most recent example: Tard: "Can you make an appointment for me?" Me: "No, call the center." Tard: "But they're closed." You're right. I'm sorry. I'll go to New Rochelle, break into the closed center, learn how to schedule an appointment for them, and wait around for you to call. Or, you can call tomorrow. You asshole. Also, no one's listening to me today. That's annoying at any workplace, but it is particularly annoying when I'm communicating with them via chat. I have yelled "OH MY GOD. JUST FUCKING READ." 300000042 times today at my computer screen. I need alcohol.
Lol. That's hilarious, it reminds me of the one time a guy said he felt like "going Columbine" on his fellow students. Teacher's face was unforgettable.
After we took the ASVAB in high school one of the military recruiter/test proctor dudes was doling out snap judgments based solely on appearance in the form of satirical high school awards. He gave me Most Likely To Go Columbine.
Roe, you work at Planned Parenthood. According to this here pamphlet the nice man with the sign gave me, you're already there. P.S. you guys I'm 30-0 in my last 30 games of Words With Friends.
Oh you mean like my finance/econ classes filled with Chinese exchange students who instead argue minutiae about formulas that are not germane to the topic such as a graph that shouldn't start at 0 because a stock can't actually be worth 0 in real life. Thats just happened on Tuesday. Its not a matter of liberal arts vs hard sciences, but rather lazy professors.
I went to probably the most liberal law school in the country so this happened all the time and always drove me nuts because of the lack of debate and multiple viewpoints. Just a lot of polarized back patting. Exciting use of my time... Spoiled for lame legal stuff. Spoiler And, for the Contract Law nerds, imagine your professor has asked a question about unjust enrichment causes of action in which you answer by distinguishing the lawful vs. unlawful slavery of 1800s America and WW2 Third Reich. Now imagine you're giving your answer to a roomful of super PC left wing crazy people*. Oh, and the professor is black and the professor you look up to the most. Awkward. *Left wing does not necessarily equal crazy, but it did for these people.
Follow up to Taste: Here's 'Touch'. I've never been so polarized by a woman ever. Can we just get married and make some allready? "WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME?!"