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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, May 17, 2012.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    The bass player: a poorly-communicated deal with The Devil to become a rock god. The band never tells you where the after party is, they always make you room with the drummer (or road crew), and you only get the "practice" groupies.
     
    #601 Crown Royal, May 25, 2012
  2. mya

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    I believe the proper medical terms are blue balls and wet dreams
     
    #602 mya, May 25, 2012
  3. Juice

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    It lowers chances of prostate cancer?

    My brother is currently watching Rampage on Netflix with his girlfriend. She does not looked pleased.
     
    #603 Juice, May 25, 2012
  4. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    My guess to her displeasure is because they are watching a stupid, worthless, boring and nihlistic film that not only kills time, but beats it to death with a rock while making its family watch.

    I do not care for Rampage. It is now in my top 10 most hated films of all time.
     
    #604 Crown Royal, May 25, 2012
  5. NatCH

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    speaking of masturbation and bass playing...

    I'm spending my day off trying to learn the guitar solo to Hotel California on the bass. Why? I dunno. I can only masturbate so many times.

    These strings aren't as bendy. I should've learned guitar.
     
    #605 NatCH, May 25, 2012
  6. xrayvision

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    Does he have phimosis? Did I win?
     
    #606 xrayvision, May 25, 2012
  7. mya

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    No, seriously his complaints were blue balls and wet dreams (or aching in his testicles and weekly nocturnal emissions as he told me). He also did say premature ejaculation, but he doesn't have intercourse and doesn't masturbate, so I have no idea how he came to this conclusion. I felt really bad for the guy. He was convinced that there was something significantly wrong with him.
     
    #607 mya, May 25, 2012
  8. MoreCowbell

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    Dream woman: "Ugh, really?! That's it?! You can't even last in your own fantasies? Fuck it, I'm out of here."
     
    #608 MoreCowbell, May 25, 2012
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    I say you write him a script for a happy-ending massage!
     
    #609 xrayvision, May 25, 2012
  10. rachiii

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    How is it possible that the night I decide to stay at work late to catch up there is NO ONE on gchat?

    Not ok. Someone needs to come amuse me right away.
     
    #610 rachiii, May 25, 2012
  11. GTE

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    She's now working (or has worked in the last few months) at a brothel in Nevada. Some fat radio DJ in my town went out there and fucked her around Valentines Day.
     
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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    Man, I made a delicious cassoulet for dinner tonight, but it just doesn't taste as good when eating it out of Tupperware in a break room. I hate eating dinner at work.
     
    #612 audreymonroe, May 25, 2012
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    There goes your porn career
     
    #613 Veovis, May 25, 2012
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    ...mmmmhhhhhhhh.
     
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    I went on a date tonight with an Israeli interning in Madrid. He cooked me dinner. We watched a movie. I'm super into him. It went splendidly. He invited me to stay the night. So of course, I came "home".

    Fuck me.
     
    #615 Pussy Galore, May 25, 2012
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    I'm no expert on dating Israeli men, but shouldn't you have said that to him, not us?
     
    #616 Rob4Broncos, May 25, 2012
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    I heard about it first here, but today I met a real life person who thinks that his blood type determines what kinds of food he can and cannot eat.

    He's O+, so he switched from beer to wine.

    Oh, the people you meet at the dog park.
     
    #617 bewildered, May 25, 2012
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    I got subtitles drunk last night.
     
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    Therein lies the problem.
     
    #619 Pussy Galore, May 25, 2012
  20. The Village Idiot

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    Porn Worthy, Bitches

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    You should have told him you were part Palestinian. He would have 'invaded' you immediately.

    Just thought I'd help.
     
    #620 The Village Idiot, May 25, 2012
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