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EDIT: Long-Ass Memorial Day WDT 2012!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, May 17, 2012.

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  1. Beefy Phil

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    Guys, my farts are crazy tonight.
     
    #621 Beefy Phil, May 25, 2012
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    OH, I'M SORRY. ARE WE KEEPING IT CLASSY TONIGHT? SHOULD I DISCUSS NERUDA? LET'S ALL TALK ABOUT FUCKING NERUDA.
     
    #622 Beefy Phil, May 25, 2012
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    Seriously, though. I didn't even have onions today.
     
    #623 Beefy Phil, May 25, 2012
  4. TX.

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    Asparagus. I love it. I also dig that it changes the way your pee smells. I'm a klassy lassy.
     
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  5. Beefy Phil

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    Fun Neruda fact: "Pop band Sixpence None the Richer set his poem "Puedo Escribir" to music on their platinum selling self-titled album" In other news, Sixpence None the Richer went platinum. I'm going to go stab my eyes.
     
    #625 Beefy Phil, May 25, 2012
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    I ate pickled beets for the first time in a long time last night.

    Woke up at 3 am to pee and thought I had kidney failure. Was about 15 seconds from calling 911.
     
    #626 Angel_1756, May 25, 2012
  7. TX.

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    I love pickled beets. My ex's mother turned me on to them. I pretend that I'm a 60 year old woman whenever I eat them.
     
    #627 TX., May 25, 2012
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    As much fun as a nostalgia fuck would be, crack addict is too much.


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    ehhh fuck work...
     
    #628 Kubla Kahn, May 25, 2012
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    I have had a couple patients come in freaking about that they were peeing blood. Turned out it was beets.

    In other health news I racked my knee on the underside of a slate table so hard that it hurts me to bend it, I am icing it and had to take a pain pill that I have left over from a dental procedure about 9 months ago. I got up to walk to the kitchen to refill my wine and it hasn't stopped throbbing since. I am going to refer to it as a "brushing my dog injury", and it would really suck if this is the one thing to take me down.
     
    #629 mya, May 25, 2012
  10. JPrue

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    You and Ms. Monroe should start writing a book together. Or a Twitter feed, at least.


    Long weekend and I have no plans, as it's my 'stay at home and don't spend any money, because you've been breaking your budget for the last three weeks' weekend. Just Stringer Bell, McNulty, whiskey and I enduring my temporary lifestyle of austerity. #firstworldproblems
     
    #630 JPrue, May 25, 2012
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    Does anyone else here go into a murderous rage whenever this asshole comes on the TV?
     
    #631 Danger Boy, May 25, 2012
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    Well, it appears that TIB has outsmarted me yet again. In the 7 Seconds in Heaven thread I tried to post the infamous xgatax and air force joe picture that I found floating around the net and I got an error message saying the message board has reached its attachment limit, or something like that anyway. I'm sure at least some of you know the pic I'm talking about and I probably deserve to get Thor's hammer rammed up my quivering sphincter for even thinking about it posting it.

    Well played TIB. May all you idiots have a pleasant Friday night, I'm off to donate some of my hard earned money to the casino.
     
    #632 Rumble, May 25, 2012
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    "Sorry, the board attachment quota has been reached."


    What is the board attachment quota and why can't I attach a ten kilo file?
     
    #633 Nitwit, May 25, 2012
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    Know a great way to turn yourself off french fries? Buy a fresh bottle of oil, and make them yourself in a frying pan. Then after a few batches, look at all the oil you've used, and realize that you may have well as just made mashed potatoes, or baked them, then drank all that oil straight.

    Hell, the laxative effect may as well have just cancelled out all the starches you ate.

    But make them properly and they're delicious. Russet potatoes, and fry them twice for fuck's sake.
     
    #634 ghettoastronaut, May 25, 2012
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    Board attachment reached. Sorry TiB, no boobie shots today.
     
    #635 bewildered, May 25, 2012
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    Picture of my Nova
     
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    The only time I buy pickled beets is to make pickled eggs in them. I always end up eating a couple slices after I take them out of their juice but before I remember that I don't like beets. I assume they only taste good if they're doused in salt (much like the pickled eggs).
     
    #637 BeCoolBitch_BeCool, May 25, 2012
  18. audreymonroe

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    My roommate just came home very upset because the girl he was certain he was bringing home tonight changed her mind as they were entering the subway station. He said he needed a hug, and then we both went to put our heads on the same side of the hug (if that makes sense) and we came extremely close to kissing and it was the most awkward.
     
    #638 audreymonroe, May 25, 2012
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    Don't believe what the internet tell you. You can't fry spring rolls for shit. What an utter disaster. Drinking helps though.
     
    #639 bewildered, May 25, 2012
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    Oh my lord, I went to the local Ale House after the gym and downed 20 wings, a bowl of clam chowder, and some chicken kebob things, plus 4 beers. I was hoping for plans later, but I basically rolled into my apartment and now I'm hoping I don't burst. Bad life decisions, go team.
     
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