swollen tongue, grazed palms and no memory of last night. I am fairly confident that my birthday was a success. I'm pretty sure I'm still drunk and I've got work in two hours. Aceboobs.
Do you guys have those facebook friends whose status updates are just like nails on a chalkboard and you can't figure out why? There is nothing mean, stupid, or attention whoring about the updates, but they are just so.....boring I suppose....that it irritates me a hell of a lot more than it should. Then I have do a self reflection and try to figure out why this person's boring life gets such a rise out of me and I get more irritated at myself. I suppose I could just block her but that would be like admitting defeat.
Honestly, you should admit "defeat" here and block them. I have several friends I've blocked for the simple fact that it makes my day less angry or stressful or otherwise encumbered. You don't need to justify it to anyone, it's Facebook, block who you don't want to read regardless of the cause. You have no obligation to read their stuff even if you can't think of a justification. And yes, some people just drive me up a wall for no apparent reason. That they have that effect is enough fo rme to distance myself even if there's no rational basis for it.
Let's just say he wasn't ever attracted to you the day you guys became roommates and you started off at 0. Every day his penis has created rationalizations to why he would want to/should/has to bang you. Every day that 0 goes up the smallest fraction of a point. Week 2 he could have been at 0.005, and it has been steadily growing since. He could have a friend meet you, and later say "How can you live with her without trying to bang her? She's cute!" and then that number jumps to 0.101. You wear a really cute outfit one day, then you're up to .501. It all adds up, slowly, but surely until he has rationalized out everything, convinced having sex with you would be good and now you guys have a near kiss experience. Oh and it was probably just awkward for you and the sock he masturbated into later.
I did. I was just extremely lucky it was one of those hostel bathrooms that kept little trashcans inside the cubicle. Unlucky cleaner.
Am I the only one that doesn't like the idea of baby shows? No judgement to those who put their kids in every single one in all the surrounding towns all summer long, as I have friends who do the same, but personally I don't like them. I said the same thing before I had E and my opinion hasn't changed, I don't really care if everyone thinks my baby is the cutest. Anyway, my mother-in-law has been bugging me about putting E in the one at the town fair in a few weeks. She even says she'll carry her up there, it's not that I'm embarrassed to walk on a stage in front of people, it's that I don't like the entire idea. I don't really care if she wants her in it because my niece won it a few years ago and she thinks E will carry on the tradition. I just don't see the point.
It's weird. I have a good friend whose daughter does all sorts of modeling, it started when she was a baby. They have become preoccupied with it now, and the pretty princess is turning into a monster because everyone tells her how beautiful she is all of the time.
Another idiot parent with stupid baby names. It's my own fault for venturing into Walmart on a Saturday afternoon to fill a script. "Summer, go get Autumn and Spring and meet me in the jewelry department". Fuck, I hate people sometimes.
What the fuck, I think my cat just did the animal version of the "What's that behind you?!" trick. He was sitting right next to me as I was eating lunch, staring at me and my food as per usual. Then, all of a sudden he starts looking straight past me with that "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!" cat expression on his face, so I turn around, afraid that it's going to be a bug. I don't see anything, so I turn back around to tell him he's crazy, and his face is all up in my food! That bastard!
Apparently, Troy Aikman are the only people dumb (or hardcore?) enough to run in 87 degree weather twice this week. People can say whatever about him; the man is hot and looks fantastic without a shirt.
Yup, my digestive and endocrine system combined to inform me that what was ingested last night WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN. It's k though, beautiful day outside, 85 degrees and not a cloud in the sky, went to run in the beach this morning after the wake up fiasco. Now, super thick crispy bacon.
Did you leave an "and I" out of that sentence?* And, I bet that if you see him out running again and you're without a shirt, he'll be posting on a message board about it when he gets back, if you know what I mean. *Okay, after I typed that and reread "and I" all I can think about now is Whitney Houston's pause, "and I" at the climax of "I Will Always Love You." And, now I'm picturing that song playing in a slow motion montage with TX and Troy Aikman running towards each other.
Anyone else watch Magic City on Starz? Jeffrey Dean Morgan is just awesome and its a pretty entertaining period drama. Between Boss and Magic City and Spartacus, Starz is absolutely killing it right now. Also, I really wish it was sunny and warmer. Don't get me wrong, its nice out, but not "sit on my roof and get some sun" warm. Also not keen on my friends vanishing all weekend so I've been sitting inside like a scrub alone.