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EDIT: Long-Ass Memorial Day WDT 2012!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, May 17, 2012.

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    They have those so the kids don't get violent.

    But violence is The Answer.
     
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    It's a disgrace to even refer to that hanus object as a pinata. A pinata is a colourful donkey that you beat the shit out of with a stick. Inside it has a large amount of some sort of gift. The anger management release is the best part about the pinata.
     
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    That's all I'm trying to say.
     
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    Fuck that. The best part of beating on a pinata is the shit you get to watch on YouTube and America's Funniest Home Videos later.

    I just can't get enough of people getting hit in the nuts because they cant' stand back and enjoy the damn show.
     
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    That'll be my Presidential campaign slogan, I think it may work.
     
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    Should I soften my image and change my signature?
     
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    Don't. When I think thug, I think Pimptress. Don't sully your image by going soft.
     
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    I love you.
     
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    I thought it was terrible. The first fight is a fun action sequence, but after that the movie just gets dull and repetitive.

    It's trying to do the sexy action adventure thing, which works when it's just Indiana Jones with tits, but the whole rape prison thing kills the sexiness. Plus the idea that it's all actually just dancing? That translated well in the first fight, but after that it was just kinda silly.
     
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    In times like these, I feel that only a trampoline party is the appropriate thing to do.
     
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    Not if you're Joba Chamberlain
     
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    I forgot, you're from Peru and actually care about baseball.

    (I kid, I kid. You know you're invited to the trampoline part, Freecorps.)
     
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    I just read his wikipedia. You're right, trampolines are dangerous. Ballpit party, anyone?
     
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    You are getting soft on me....
     
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    Oye! Nosotros no jugamos ese aburrimiento en nuestro pais! Jugamos el futbol, y esta vez vamos al mundial! ARRIBA PERU

    But yes, I accept your invitation to your fun party be it trampoline, ball pit, or otherwise.
     
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    That's what she said!! (no it's not.....)

    In all seriousness though, have you guys seen those trampolines they have now with the protective netting around the perimeter? What kind of shit is this? Kids are meant to fall off! Scrape their knees, bust their heads, it's all fun and games! (except when the evil neighbor girl terrorizes the shit out of you and repeatedly pushes you off in mid jump, laughing demonically, but you're too shy stand up for yourself and go home/beat the shit out of her...)

    I'm likin' these tiny fonts today. Whatever.
     
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    My trampoline fantasy doesn't have any of that. Just feather pillows and perfect coordination.
     
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