If it's any consolation, my car windows were down and I was napping during the downpour here this evening. Your grass may be dead but I'll be the one who's ass will be damp when I get to work in the morning.
The bait shop opens at 9am?! So we used lures. What fish wants to eat a rubber worm? Then, after only 30 minutes of casting off the rock pilings near the marina, my neck decides to shit itself. I have no idea what happened, I was just standing there and a shooting pain started and now I have to walk around with my head bent or I'm overcome with insane pain. Well, I got some muscle relaxers from the doc, so let's see these babies work their magic. In summary, we fished for 30 minutes. The dog had fun at least.
I went to a science-based pub trivia night hosted by the local sceptics club. Sausage fest doesn't even begin to describe it.
Level 19 Hardcore on Diablo 3. Last Spoiler Butcher Run was a little too close for comfort. Bourbon and permadeath don't mix.
1 bottle citrus vodka Dozens of coronas 1 bottle of gm A mudslide (for old times and dessert) Couple o' glasses of scotch A few macanudos Thus ends the list of my diet for the past three days. I need a liver transplant and blood transfusion. I think it's safe to say I fell off the wagon with a thud so large I'm surprised it didn't cause an earthquake this weekend. Ugh. Detox, please.
I'm home. Never underestimate the power of being a Katy Perry look-a-like. I didn't pay for any of my drinks tonight, and it was because of that. Heyoooooooo.
It's a great catch, but when did that stop being a homerun? He landed outside the field of play, batter gets four bags on that. edit: I looked up the rule and apparently it's an out (also apparently the runners advance one base assuming the inning isn't over), but that strikes me as odd.
I just found out that the woman I'm going to get with not only has a bush, but she has a butt-crease (gluteal sulcus) as well! Example of butt-crease (spoilered for shrinking violets): Spoiler
I had an interesting conversation today. Would you rather lose your legs or your dick? I originally answered something along the lines of "OH GOD NOT MY DICK!!", but the more I think about it, maybe it's better to keep the legs instead. Say if you had no legs - you're in a wheelchair, and most girls are not going to be into you at all. So sex is off the table. Day to day tasks are made much more difficult, and I imagine you're a miserable sack of shit a lot of the time. Now if you didn't have your dick, you're still a miserable sack of shit. You can't have kids (pro/con?) And girls probably aren't going to be into you if you don't have the goods. But you can still play sports (even golf when you're older), and all your day to day activities stay the same. I think I was converted. Legs > Cock.
Go to a grocery store and buy some fresh dead squid, it is cheaper, if you have fresh dead squid you will pull some shit out of the ocean everything eats it.
Hardcore deaths are always fun. An exclamation of "What the fuck..." then either screaming or sad silence.
How exactly do you approach asking that question with someone you're trying to fuck? You: Do you by any chance have an ungodly amount of hair between your legs? Because that would be awesome. Her: Why, yes! Yes, I do!
He warns them 6 months in advance. "I need you to stop shaving now, because I'm going to want to fuck you around January 2013. Cool?"
Don't most females who aren't a size 0-2 have a gluteal sulcus? Phew, this long weekend has been doing it's best to kill me. Fortunately nothing going today so going to spend it relaxing, grocery shopping, cooking for the week, reading, and most importantly NOT trying to eat and drink my weight in bad for me things.