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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, May 17, 2012.

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  1. CharlesJohnson

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    “I think I have a baby Jesus in my tummy : ( “

    Somebody did not fucking tell you that. I'm trying to wrap my head around if she thinks her baby will be special, or if she thinks all babies are metaphorical seeds of Christ, or if this is some retarded euphemism her dipshit mother told her. I'm guessing the latter.

    Did God take her on the pinball machine?
     
    #821 CharlesJohnson, May 28, 2012
  2. audreymonroe

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    Worse. She meant that she thought she had gotten pregnant from immaculate conception.
     
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  3. bewildered

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    Kids these days, thinkin' that the Immaculate Conception had anything to do with Jesus or a virgin birth.
     
    #823 bewildered, May 28, 2012
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    It just means that God din't have to use a towel to clean up after he threw his shot into Mary. It was, as they say, "immaculate".
     
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    No, the immaculate conception had to do with Mary's sin free conception, not the conception of Jesus.
     
    #825 bewildered, May 28, 2012
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    Right. I forgot there's no sin if it's done missionary position, followed by a firm handshake.
     
    #826 Crown Royal, May 28, 2012
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    Yes yes, we're all aware of your complete hatred of all religions.

    I'm just correcting you on your facts, hombre.
     
    #827 bewildered, May 28, 2012
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    I am determined to leave no leftovers here at my parents' bbq. Because there's starving children in africa you know.
     
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  9. The Village Idiot

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    There are? I thought that Kone guy was taking care of that. There was that whole video and everything.
     
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  10. Veovis

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    The level of stupid you deal with still just continues to baffle me.

    “I have been drinking Smirnoff after having unprotected sex to help prevent pregnancy, but I’m worried that it isn’t working.”


    “Can I get pregnant even if he ejaculated in me?”

    “Do you mean, could you get pregnant even if he did not ejaculate in you?”

    “No, is there a chance that I could get pregnant even if he ejaculated in me?”


    Can you guys not simply offer to sterilize these people. Have them sign documents and watch the video that has cute cartoons explaining "barren is forever" They are dumb, they will sign it, and we will thank you.
     
    #830 Veovis, May 28, 2012
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    There's got to be a more attractive theme for you to use. Also, you might want to figure out a decent way to differentiate between the kid speaking and you replying, it's obvious to people with brain cells but let's not pretend everyone has those. Oh, and get rid of the "Ask me anything" banner, it's lame.

    FIX ALL THESE THINGS IMMEDIATELY OR I WILL DELETE FROM THE INTERNET
     
    #831 ssycko, May 28, 2012
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    THIS IS MY FIRST TUMBLR AND I AM FIGURING THINGS OUT AS I GO ALONG IN BETWEEN WORKING. FORGIVE ME.
     
    #832 audreymonroe, May 28, 2012
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    Wait, wait, wait. You mean to tell me that, before today, you were a Tumblr virgin?

    Holy shit. Unicorn sighted.
     
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    What's Tumblr?
     
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    #835 Pinkcup, May 28, 2012
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    Srsly. I'm vaguely aware of it, but I thought it was just kind of like Twitter without the character limit or something. Like mini blogs.
     
    #836 Pussy Galore, May 28, 2012
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    It's twitter for pictures.

    Which means it's twitter for erotica.

    Edit for all you creepers out there. Add an "/archive" to the end of the original url to make browsing easier.
     
    #837 Gravy, May 28, 2012
  18. audreymonroe

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    I have more or less a million blogs, but none of them have been on Tumblr. I didn't really see the use for it, but this topic seemed very Tumblr-appropriate.
     
    #838 audreymonroe, May 28, 2012
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    Audrey is the only white person under 30 in the entirety of Brooklyn without a tumblr of Instagrammed pictures.
     
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