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EDIT: Long-Ass Memorial Day WDT 2012!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, May 17, 2012.

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  1. CharlesJohnson

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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    Only in America is "cold" considered a flavor.

    My friend is a beer snob, we have a running joke when drinking a domestic. "I can taste the cold!! AAGGGH delicious cold." I personally won't drink a beer unless the bottle is cold activated. I'm sorry, but *your* bottle doesn't activate SHIT.
     
    #141 CharlesJohnson, May 18, 2012
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    There.

    I fixed it so it doesn't look like you were bragging about your BMW on an internet forum. Because clearly that wasn't your intention.
     
    #142 hooker, May 18, 2012
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    Nuh uh. 'Cause I said its good. So it must be good. I win.

    Yall know what beer is terrible? YOUR favorite one. Haha, yall like terrible beers!

    Now see how it feels? Not very nice, is it? Alright then. Yall are forgiven.
     
    #143 Blue Dog, May 18, 2012
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    I need no forgiveness.

    And umm, how's Mr. Brees doing? I hear they still haven't given him the deal he deserves considereing what this season holds for former (and maybe back to them) paperbagheads.
     
    #144 shegirl, May 18, 2012
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    When your product has been on the market unchanged for 80 years, there really isn't all that much new you can say about it.
     
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    ...

    You can hush up, too.

    Are lynch mobs still illegal? 'Cause I have a feeling they might make an exception for Misters Loomis and Benson if they fuck this up.
     
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    Why oh why would NO be unhappy? I mean all they did was plunk down some cash for taking opposing players out. You mean that's not legal?
     
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    I remember a time that this would have sent you into internets orbit. Look how you've grown!

    Yes, double post. So. What.
     
    #148 shegirl, May 18, 2012
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    Moving forward six hours has its advantages. It may only be 3 PM at home, but it's 9 PM here. Time to wander out to a bar.

    Side note: why do southern and eastern European countries have such crap taste in beer? The popular beer here is Mahou, which (to me) tastes like Budweiser. I nearly peed myself when we went to a bar that served Guinness this afternoon. Alas, it was quite flat and tasted odd. Still better than Mahou.
     
    #149 Pussy Galore, May 18, 2012
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    I just made a hard lemonade. A refined Tom Collins. Feel those fucking titties on your face.

    1.5 ounces gin
    1 ounce lemon juice
    1/2 ounce simple syrup
    1/4 ounce elderflower liqueur/St Germaine
    Shake it with ice, fill with soda water.

    Aye. Tis a good afternoon. Zero productivity, getting drunk in a tropical climate.
     
    #150 CharlesJohnson, May 18, 2012
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    I started watching Breaking Bad because I felt like everyone in the world was watching it without me and always going on about how good it is. Now I've watched everything in a month and I can't find anyone to talk about it with me. Why is my life so hard?

    Also, I like Bud Light With Lime in the summer. I don't care. Shit's refreshing.
     
    #151 audreymonroe, May 18, 2012
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    Fuck it. It is 2:23. I have stopped working. The weather could not be more perfect. I want to go outside and politely undress women with my eyeballs.

    This song is on repeat and will be my summer anthem until something better comes along.

     
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    This is my "summertime, sitting on the patio, drinking something girly" song. And by god, tonight, it's getting PLAYED. Patio beverages in T-minus thirty four minutes and counting. I am blowing this popsicle stand early.


    Now... Hard cider? Martinis? Mojitos? What shall my evening beverage be?
     
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    I was just on the phone with a lead when a co-worker practically yelled "cockbreath" in the cube next to me, loud enough for the person I was speaking with to pause for a moment. Yeah about that...

    In other news,

     
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    Allllllrighty. So, there's a 'sack with SheGirl caption contest thread . . . and, thrice in this thread the two of them posted back-to-back. Weirdness.
     
    #155 Rush-O-Matic, May 18, 2012
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    Not as weird as the fact that they were front-to-front while posting.
     
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    Since we're doing summertime songs. (That, according to hooker, no one will ever listen to.)

     
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    I don't mean to be a dick, but summer time anthems, usually are made in the months leading up to said summer? Let's go with current tracks that don't necessarily have "summer" in the title or lyrics, just the feeling of summer, savvy?
     
    #158 Parker, May 18, 2012
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    I want that man's hat.
     
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    Or, front to back.
    as featured here!
     
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