Eff It- El Drunk Thread De Thursday. WOO. 1/26/12

In the future, these are the moments in which people will start calling you "doctor".

 

My favorite is definitely the guy in the latex sleeve in the bottom left.

I kind of have a weird fascination with latex. I'm claustrophobic, so maybe it would be horrifying, but at the same time it seems like it would be amazing? And the paint-on latex seems like it would be so fun.

Also, has anyone had the wine from target that comes in the funny little boxes? It has some absurd name like "wine in a box." It is DELICIOUS for a 5 dollar "bottle" of wine.

 

I don't know about latex, but this motor oil caramel stuff is fucking hot:



Don't let Slayer turn you off, really, watch it. Damn. All artistic 'n shit.

 

Well if you pass the drug and racist test I'm sure you'll get it. Oh wait, sorry man.

 

Sack, I know you're all about modest-paying, non-soul breaking work now, but face it: you look down on people who do those jobs far more than the soulless types you can't stand working with anymore.

 

Resident Evil is awesome. I love Alice.

 

You know I'm willing to believe you've changed on this account, but I remember having a discussion of some kind with you in a drunk thread before May of 2011 (I was still in school at the time, I remember that) involving you condescending to me because my savings account wasn't as big as yours. Some high-earning lawyer picking on a college student for not having cash in the bank is approximately the same as stealing candy from a baby.

But what do I know. Probably 90% of my classmates out-earn me in exchange for a good quality of life, solid work/life balance and I more or less get to leave work behind at quitting time every day.

 

You look like Greg Stiemsma.

Spoiler

 

Can't hear you over the sounds of you fellating a wii remote, Bob Marley.

 

I'm entering in my first rock climbing competition tonight!!!! I'm pretty excited, although it's bouldering and I'm much, much better at route/sport climbing. Oh well, it'll definitely be fun. Most importantly? Free beer afterwards! Then, more climbing all day tomorrow. This weekend is looking pretty good.

 

I heard they piss test you for almost every job in the states, is that true? Last time I could have passed one of those people didn't even have internet on their phones. They had to wait until they got home to check myspace.

 

You really dug deep for that comparison, huh? You have the intellectual stamina of a hobo, with none of the soup-making skills.

 

Have you even tasted my soup?

 

Not even remotely true. I've never had to take one and most if not all of my friends never have. The only jobs I know of that drug test are like entry level clerk stuff and maybe a few entry level white collar jobs. I've never tried to work for the government though. Maybe they are different.

 

And hospitals. Most hospital jobs (or at least, two of the four that I've had) will drug test you.

 

Speaking of stripper shoes from a few pages back, when Nom, Ghetto, and I were at a sex shop around New Year's I found these shoes that I really liked and was surprised to find at a sex shop and I haven't been able to stop thinking about them since. They were red leather Mary-Jane stilettos with a pointed toe. I think I may try and find them again now that I'm working. How often do you think shoe turnover occurs in sex shops?

Sorry to the 90% male audience for talking about shoes. But at least they're sexy shoes. They kind of look like this:



only with matte leather and a higher heel and my feet are much cuter. Those are some weird looking feet.

 

You know a piss test isn't just letting them watch you pee, right?