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Eff It- El Drunk Thread De Thursday. WOO. 1/26/12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jan 26, 2012.

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  1. Nom Chompsky

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    You seem like the kind of dude to eat Frosted Flakes while getting a blowjob.
     
    #261 Nom Chompsky, Jan 27, 2012
  2. Nom Chompsky

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    And I just played my first 100 point word on Words With Friends.
     
    #262 Nom Chompsky, Jan 27, 2012
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    Jesus, where did that come from? Sharpest knife in the spoon? I'm having recalls to early days of the tib here for some reason.
     
    #263 ghettoastronaut, Jan 27, 2012
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    Thicker heel, rounded front, with a buckle strap. What you posted looks like a regular pump that someone decided to place the "mary jane" tag on to market it as something other than a pump.

    I just read the yahoo story about some kids launching a lego man into space. This sentence was added in the article.
    I have never understood the point of adding something like this to the story. Is it put in there to add some kind of dramatic element to the story? Was there some kind of rush in the past of the search term lego man in space to compare it against? Is it some kind of record that a search term rose 325% in a day? How many people before were searching for "lego man in space" where a 325% increase is a significant achievement? So many questions...
     
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    If I hit 1 and 103.9 The Ocean, Today's Hottest Soft Rock doesn't come on, so help me GOD...
     
    #265 JoeCanada, Jan 27, 2012
  6. Crown Royal

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    I can see you now... cruising in your Miata with the tan soft-top down just BLASTIN' the tunes:

     
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    That's because you're getting the devil's own luck with letters. Lots of S's, high point letters and vowels. SCREW YOU!!!
     
    #267 Dcc001, Jan 27, 2012
  8. Nom Chompsky

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    My pastor told me selling my soul for good racks wasn't worth it, but I'm pretty sure he thought I was talking about breasts, anyway.

    C's are the worst letter.
     
    #268 Nom Chompsky, Jan 27, 2012
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    Sigh. I've had this new computer for less than a month and I already had to spend an evening with malware bullshittery.

    Wine Cat will be in good form tonight.

    [​IMG]
     
    #269 MoreCowbell, Jan 27, 2012
  10. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    Thanks for fucking ruining the drunk thread, asswipe.

    In other news, I took a nap and don't feel like moving. Third week in a row I've done this.
     
    #270 dubyu tee eff, Jan 27, 2012
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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    Get a mac.
     
    #271 dubyu tee eff, Jan 27, 2012
  12. Nom Chompsky

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    I like how subtle and classy you are when discussing your jerk-off habits.
     
    #272 Nom Chompsky, Jan 27, 2012
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    Had one for five years. Got rid of it due to being obsolete.

    Already missing this aspect of it. But fuck it, now I can play Star Wars: Old Republic faster and cheaper.
     
    #273 MoreCowbell, Jan 27, 2012
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    Tonight I hit a new personal low: drinking - and even enjoying - white wine.
     
    #274 ghettoastronaut, Jan 27, 2012
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    Just watched my little brother's team lose a high school basketball game 60-59 on a last minute shot after leading since tip-off.

    Fuck.
     
    #275 Clutch, Jan 27, 2012
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    100 point word? Fuck. Best I've got going so far in my game is 42. Do you experience any trouble with your play appearing on you screen but not your opponnent's and vice versa sometimes?
     
    #276 lust4life, Jan 27, 2012
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    Nom did, in fact, sell his soul for these letters. "Consider"? "Ablaze"? ENOUGH! It's not fun when it's this unbalanced!

    On another note, I've screwed up my back. I'm willing to negotiate favours if someone wants to come over and dig their elbows into my back and put all their weight on my shoulder blades. I wish you could buy a machine that does that.
     
    #277 Dcc001, Jan 27, 2012
  18. Nom Chompsky

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    I actually haven't had that issue. I get some lag for sure, where it says the play has happened but it hasn't shown, but not the issue you're describing.

    My soul was totally worth getting to play "zithers".
     
    #278 Nom Chompsky, Jan 27, 2012
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    [​IMG]

    Or, Scootah probably has some gear. Don't forget the safety word.
     
    #279 Crown Royal, Jan 27, 2012
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    My best word play on words with friends was "Ritzy" for 105 points. Yeehaw!
     
    #280 bewildered, Jan 27, 2012
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