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Eff It- El Drunk Thread De Thursday. WOO. 1/26/12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jan 26, 2012.

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    How do you not get JOKES?


    Jesus, that is beyond tragic.
     
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    Well.....I guess we don't have to worry about that one breeding.
     
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    Creepiest part of that video. "When I make love to it at home, when I'm climaxing, I just say over and over 'I want your fluids, I want your fluids.'"

    Good lord.
     
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    He must jerk it with hydraulic fluid.
     
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    I came diesel.
     
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    Anyone here have an unusual fetish?
     
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    Just in case you werent convinced, the prequel video:

     
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    Is it unusual that I can only come if a woman says 'mmphm, MMMPHM, MMMMMMMMMMM' because the duct tape is too tight on her mouth, hands and wrists?

    No?

    Then No, no unusual fetishes here.
     
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    Object Fetishism- too weird for TIB?
     
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    Is it weird that when hes done I like to fuck the roll of duct tape?

    No?

    Then no, no unusual fetishes here either.
     
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    Makes sense, actually. I'm sure her tears and spit make that an enjoyable pull.






    Oh the things I'd do to Eminem, I'd at least make him smile.
     
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    When a TV camera is pointed at somebody, it's hard to distinguish "Object Fetishism" between "Blatant, Unapologetic Attention Whoring"

    My fetish? The peanut buuter and the dog thing. Only because all of YOU enjoy doing it and I just take part so I can make fun of how weird and disturbed you all are *cough* . The real problem is, I think the dog licks it off because he likes the peanut butter, NOT the pleasure of the action. Takes the fun out of it and makes me feel used.
     
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    What does the dog think of your climax?
     
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    Is object fetishism when you get off on treating women like objects?

    No?

    No weird fetishes here, either.
     
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    What happens if the dog gets a little too excited and takes a bite? Have fun explaining that at the hospital.
     
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    No, we call that TIB.

    TIB Meds:
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    Um, I'm in this guys house and I really have to poop. I'm hating life right now.
     
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    Is he out of toilet paper? No spray? Why? Everybody poops, TX.
     
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    Girls don't! I've been in year-long relationships where I never pooped at the guys place. I just physically can't do it. I always contain my misery and self-loathing until I get home or to a quiktrip.
     
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    Twenty nine point five milligrams of dextromethorphan? That might actually be more asinine than the order I saw for 95 milligrams of enoxaparin last week.
     
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