Bull honkey. You're always talking about firing one out. ALWAYS. Every week. What the fuck do you eat? It sounds like you live off Indian food, baked beans, and hot sauce. You should scorch that toilet. When you're done, and there are nail marks in the porcelain, lead him into the john to proudly show off your work. "You're next." *exaggerated wink* Edit: this reminds me of my ex. She had a shitty (HAH) diet and would wait to the last possible minute to go take a grizzly bear dump. In between tears she'd explain that the toilet is clogged. I know what you did in there, bitch. FACE YOUR SHAME.
I get a lot of fiber. Damn veggies and triscuits. I should start living on saltines or something that doesn't make ppl poop.
Your normal dosing of dextromethorphan is either 15 or 30 mg every 4 to 6 hours. 29.5 mg? Really? Also, enoxaparin is dosed by weight and then rounded off to the nearest 10 or 20 because those are the strengths that the pre-filled injection vials come in. 40, 60, 80 and 100 mg (and also 30 mg but that's rarely ordered). Ordering for 95 milligrams is... odd.
I love women. You hold in your gas until it builds up and you let it rip like a lawnmower starting. The noise is so devastating dogs start barking and you notice that your ass just killed a canary at 10 paces. Blew the poor fella right off his perch. Stealthy my arse. I heard it. We all did. And we're judging you for it.
Just poop at his house! What the heck, TX. Trust me. Just poop there and you will feel liberated and free.
In 5 years when your sex life has gotten a little drab and your husband suggests a DVD to maybe spice it up a bit do not be surprised when that DVD is 2 Girls 1 Cup.
TX's dumps are so grand her friends were alienated out of disgust, rage, or jealousy. Or all three. I love this board. Spend all morning discussing a board member's shitting habits. I, like a modern, liberated man, am in no way intimidated by a woman's crab cake and broccoli dumps. If she goes into the can with Lysol and a hard hat, why, I may just propose right then and there. Just because:
When your girlfriend's shits could rival those in 2 Girls 1 Cup, the appreciation level drops exponentially.
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I don't shriek when dudes fart. Therefore, my paint peeling garlic and bean farts ok. That's flawless logic, right?
TX, I don't see why he even has to know. Crank up the exhaust fan and push hard. If it still ends up taking a little while, just tell him you had to take care of some lady-business. I'd be too afraid to ask any probing questions. Hehe probing. Also, I think it is hilarious when when girls fart. An ex once dutch ovened me. We fucked really really hard afterwards. I was so proud of her for being so shameless.