I would pay so much money for a hot girlfriend that played drums. Any ladies in the Midwest interested in starting a White Stripes tribute group?
For anybody that missed it, here are the dick tricks I spend my free-time on: http://dicktricks.blogspot.com/search/label/Baby Bird
Great job! Yesterday I was invited to 2! birthday parties, both of which I knew many people at and would have been awesome fun, and I didn't go to either. This means that I suck and I'm a douche. I can't give reasons for my abstinence, reasons imply rational causality, there was none. I'm like Jim Carrey in YES MAN before he learns to say YES and instead just says no and everyone really is just tired of him. Instead of fun things, this evening I spent about four hours symbolizing my counter-proofs to Vasubandhu's mereological "proof of idealism" in predicate logic (it took so long because I'm not good at logic). Then, I drank a bit. Still drinking.
I don't get it either, I never have. I've been in bands where we've covered a song or two by her, and the whole time I'm thinking 'really? This is a hit?' And I love R+B. She, however, goes right by me.
I went to see a psychic last night. My aunt hired her to do card reading. While I don't usually believe in psychics, some of the things she said were so spot on that I believe her. She said certain things about my job and romantic life that no one else knew about. For example, she told me I'm going to get married even thought I don't think I'm going to. She also knew about my current work situation and made some plausible predictions about how the office is going to start working in the future. There's always the chance that because she said these things, I will start subconsciously working towards them. But if that's the case, I don't mind so much.
I love this one, she can really belt out a tune. If you can't see her appeal in this song, than I can't explain it to you. [youtube][http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XNaPX6MKlU/youtube]
See, to me that isn't R&B. It's rap/hiphop beats with someone singing nicely over it. Ray Charles, Stevie Wonder, Bill Withers, even C-Lo is what I consider R&B. That genre then and now sound nothing even remotely alike. Yes. I am very, very old. Not hip at all. If you'll excuse me I'm going to go tie an onion to my belt before yelling at a cloud. As was the style of the time. To compare:
Watching Tank Girl, it's been about a decade or longer since I first saw it. It still rocks in that campy, idiot way.
Damn, my links all messed up and too late to edit. I don't care if it is R&B, hip hop, pop, whatever label you put on it. It still is a nice song and Mary's got some pipes. I talked my husband into seeing Shame with me (at 2:30 on a Sunday afternoon). He has never heard of the movie and has no idea what he is in for. I told him that it might be a bit raunchy, but that is it.
I had a weird dream last night about people murdering each other and then storing the bodies in storage facilities. I blame you fuckers.
Haha Tx. We must be on the same wavelength as far as dreams go. Earlier this week I had a dream that was like a Law and Order episode, complete with the bon bon BON music. My husband was the killer in a little cabin that we had in the woods and I knew but didn't want to tell. My secret was that I didn't want them to discover all of the kinky sex that I was having with lots of different people in the living room with their fancy DNA tests. I think that is why I was helping with the cover up. In the world of psychological interpretation, I have no idea what this dream would mean and don't think that I want to know.
My dad manages a storage place. They caught a hooker running her game out of there, and he once found over a million dollars in stolen cigarettes but nothing interesting otherwise. He says all those storage auction shows are "Huge lies", and he's right. You'd be lucky to find anything of value whatsoever. People do not just forget about a gorgeous Harley Davidson Night Train or a priceless sword like it's old paint cans. It's practically ALWAYS garbage people would just rather forget about. However, he said because of those shows the auction traffic has quadrupled at his place in the last six months. Can you say: