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Eff It- El Drunk Thread De Thursday. WOO. 1/26/12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jan 26, 2012.

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  1. MoreCowbell

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    "I also took the size of his balls into account."
     
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  2. Dcc001

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    I have to say that he is my new celebrity crush. I saw him in Jane Eyre and googled his name. Wow, I had no idea he was 'that guy' in so many movies. Pretty good character actor, which is unusual for someone with leading man looks.

    And 300...say no more. WE WILL FIGHT IN THE SHADE.

    [​IMG]
     
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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    My friend saw this and I was asking her about it yesterday. Knowing that it's a movie about sex addiction, I asked two questions:

    "1. Do we get to see Carey Mulligan's boobs?"
    "Uh, I don't think so."
    "2. Do we get to see Michael Fassbender's dick? I heard it should get an Oscar."
    "Not that I remember."
    "YOU'RE USELESS."

    So, Mya, please answer these questions for me. You're implying the answer to number 2 is yes, but I just want to know for sure before committing to seeing the movie.
     
    #483 audreymonroe, Jan 29, 2012
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    I liked him best as the British officer who fucks up the meeting in the basement in Inglorious Basterds. That was my favourite scene in the film, it was so perfectly done. You gotta love how the guy is German in real life and he's playing a British guy that screws up his German accent.
     
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    Yes and Yes. Geez, what's wrong with your friend.

    And DCC, it would seem that we have the same taste in celebrity crushes.
     
    #485 mya, Jan 29, 2012
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    To be fair, he fucked up the hand gesture, not the accent.

    /geek
     
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  7. MoreCowbell

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    Wow. I totally didn't see it coming, but Carey Mulligan is rocking a pretty decent pair.

    [​IMG]
     
    #487 MoreCowbell, Jan 29, 2012
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    I thought he fucked up the accent, but the gesture was just the last straw.
     
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    What's funny, is I read Mya's comment and googled the same fucking thing. Mulligan is cute.

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    Link: <a class="postlink" href="http://www.thenipslip.com/CareyMulliganNudeShame1.jpg" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.thenipslip.com/CareyMulliganNudeShame1.jpg</a>
     
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    Do you follow Eliza Couch's twitter? She wrote 101 reasons that she needs to get on Fassbender's cock. It was funny as hell.

    <a class="postlink" href="http://twitter.com/eliza_coupe" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://twitter.com/eliza_coupe</a>

    My favorite:

    #44 go to the golden globes with him next year but I sit under the table and watch the real show...with my mouth.
     
    #490 BrianH, Jan 29, 2012
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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    Have you guys all seen the interviews Colbert did with Maurice Sendak? He is the most awesome old man EVER. He's funny and cranky and grumpy and generally the best. I wish he was my grandpa.

    Here's part one.

    Andpart two.
     
    #491 audreymonroe, Jan 29, 2012
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    #492 PIMPTRESS, Jan 29, 2012
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    I just went to a party where I was one of two white people and one of two anglophones. Jesus. And they were all French or African French. Talk about feeling like an outsider.
     
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    There are no words for how much I want this.
     
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    What will you do for it?
     
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    Search google for 5 seconds and place an order with a reputable vendor?
     
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    Damn. I forgot you are smart.
     
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    There was an interview with him on NPR's Fresh Air with Terry Gross that damned near made me cry.

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.npr.org/2011/12/29/144077273/maurice-sendak-on-life-death-and-childrens-lit" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.npr.org/2011/12/29/144077273 ... ldrens-lit</a>
     
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    Jesus, man. I knew you were into kink, but you don't need to just put everything out on the board for us to read.
     
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    It's because of that interview that I remembered to buy a present for my niece's first birthday. I sent her Where the Wild Things Are. For, you know, when she can read.
     
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