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Eff It- El Drunk Thread De Thursday. WOO. 1/26/12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jan 26, 2012.

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    You and your big words, I am so impressed.



    and loadedd
     
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    Try being the only white, English-speaking person for miles, weeks on end. Lemme know what you think.
     
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    ...And that's what I call a weekend.

    [rnsfw][​IMG][/rnsfw]
     
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    One of my roommates got a remote controlled helicopter for Christmas. The more I drink, the steadier it flies. I think.
     
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    How long before you attach a pistol to it and make attack runs in the woods while giggling like a schoolgirl?
     
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    OH GOD WHY!

    I really think NSFL tags should come in to use. Or maybe I should just stop clicking on things.
     
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    My six year old just sold two horses at an auction by riding them in front of 100+ people. I'm so sad that I didn't know to go see him, he made $50 doing the job.


    I hate sharing him sometimes.
     
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    I think it's her asshole you should be worried about.
     
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    Good question. We've been thinking about it. Stuff like this does exist... on a bigger, meaner scale.

     
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    Que wow.

    So, last night I was waiting for my food and met a guy from Amsterdam that had recently suffered a stroke. This is not funny, and he was a genuinely cool dude, who runs a music studio here and is a sound technician for one of the few venues on the island that attract actual, big name performers.

    However, given his accent and his stroke, dude sounded PRECISELY like he was doing a Zoidberg impression. It was so strong, I thought I was being trolled.

    Also, The Girlfriend has been suffering from stomach turbulence. We are eating dinner, her first solid meal of the day and she abruptly gets up and walks downstairs. I ask, "Where ya goin?"
    "To pee."
    "Out of your vagina?"
    "....."

    Let's hope she gets well soon.
     
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    Shit, I didn't know Winnipeg was that bad.
     
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    Clearly, you've never been to the North End.
     
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    And tonight's succulent variation of the secret ingredient...

    STUFFED! PEPPERS!

    ALLEZ CUISINE!

    [​IMG]
     
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    The Pro-bowl is the Golden Globes of sports. Yet, I watched the whole thing. I'm already going through football withdrawal.
     
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    I have a confession. My guilty pleasure is Jackass. Comedy Central played 3.5 and now Number Two. I am fucking dying. Haven't laughed this hard since that video of the hippo fart-shitting.

     
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    Oh Black Jesus!! Another lesson for us in humility!
     
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    3.5 was hilarious. The ultimate would be more Wildboyz but a sober Steve-o just isn't the same.
     
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    My honey's new toy:


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    I didn't know you were dating dixiebandit's dad.
     
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