Not necessarily. Every single person under the age of 65 will be trying to explain "computers" and "the internet" to people over the age of 65. This will undoubtedly take the entire day, and by the time the younger generation have sufficiently explained how to turn on a computer and open an internet explorer to their grandparents, voting will be over, and the youth vote will once again be lost.
Well, in my case at least, they were really one story. I took pole dance classes for a while, which was awesome, but part of that whole situation was that they want you to have stripper-esque shoes. You're allowed to wimp out, but that would be silly. I went with a friend of mine to the store where all the trannies buy their shoes, bought some 5 and 6 inch stripper heels, and went to class. Stripper heels are awesome, they make your legs look amazing, and once you can walk in them, you can walk in ANYTHING. I highly recommend them. Anyway, so one night I was quite inebriated and hooking up with an FWB. I decided that it would be GENIUS to wear my stripper shoes while teasing him/blowing him/having sex, except I was not quite as awesome at balancing as I thought I was. I put them on, walked maybe 10 yards, and just ate it hardcore. The next morning, I had no real memory of this happening, but I did have a huge bruise on my ass. I said, completely puzzled, to the guy, "Why does the side of my ass hurt so much?" He just busted out laughing.
Briefing at work today. Presenter: "Well, I'm glad to see there's so much interest in this subject." Audience member: "We were told to be here." Yep.
Dear god this new facebook timeline sucks. It is a reminder of my lame flirtations and failed relationships.
Ya know wut we do to dem smaht peeple round deese pahts? We dun like yur kind boy, you best be on yur way. Fuck everyone who likes Jersey Shore. I went to college and 75% of the population was guidos. But...this IN MY HAND while I work damn it.
Quick question, does anyone know if there is way to tell whether a bottle is a twist off or not just by looking at it? It seems I always guess wrong and end up either cutting my hand by twisting the shit out of a non-twist off or have a bitch of a time forcing my bottle opener on a twist-off. Also, need something simple and funny to watch. Any recommendations? Something that doesn't require thought.
Also, I always use the bottom of my shirt to twist. You shouldn't ever be cutting your hand. Or, if you want to be a badass, GROW SOME CALLUSES for fuck's sake. Geeze. I thought you were a man or something.
Aside from the obvious 'look to see if there is an arrow' you can practice using a lighter as a fulcrum. If you do this all the time you shouldn't really have a problem either way. Or just assume most domestics are going to be twists, and most imports are going to be non twists. This isn't always the case obviously, but quite a bit of the time it works for me.
I'm Paki, they don't allow us near manly machinery; only calculators and computers. Ironic considering I feel like I'll look like a pussy if I twist it off with the bottom of my shirt.
I have a date tonight. Not with the boyfriend. I haven't had a date night like this in awhile, and I've missed it. It's just me... a bottle of red wine... and my... Spoiler
Do you get shiny little manicures to match the gleam of your electronic counting devices, pretty boy?
Boone's Farm? Moving on up... And hey, I'm a communications major. I take offense to that, let me put together a power point presentation to show you.