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Eff It- El Drunk Thread De Thursday. WOO. 1/26/12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jan 26, 2012.

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  1. bewildered

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    Oh yes, he does. Am I the only one who remembers how apparently bad at driving he is? Something about worse than an Asian woman.
     
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    Old Asian woman
     
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    Post-menopausal Asian women.
     
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    Asian Menopause?


    Edit: Holy shit, spoilered for size.
     

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    Impractical Jokers is simple and thoughtless.

     
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    Post-menopausal Oriential... dragon?

    I'm not sure what you're doing, did I do it right?

    And that scale doesn't describe the true danger, the fact that you could take the same image all the way down to the age of about 14...

    14-35 it's a damn crap shoot.
     
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    I've got a decent sized callus on just the one finger from opening twist tops,if it doesn't want to open then I use my teeth.

    In regards to being professional at work that is one of the better points about Defence. It is really hard to offend most peoples sensibilities so you can say almost anything you want as long as the head shed isn't standing over your shoulder.
     
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    It's easy to tell by looking at it. You can see the threads between the teeth on a twist-off cap. They almost always have arrows printed on the cap too. Compare a twist-off to a pry-off and you will see the difference. You just haven't looked closely enough.

    You obviously need one of these too: http://www.leatherman.com/product/Micra
     
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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    Bio. Lawl. Science for people who can't do math.

    Also, I will openly admit I am a shit driver. Maybe it really is in the genes.
     
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    I can do math! Watch this:

    What is 3 drinks + 1 bewildered =?

    ONE GROOVY LADY
     
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    If history proves anything, 3 drinks + 1 bewildered equals

    "Haeyu guzy doze nayone wna g+? I DRNK So MCH CLVR AND CHARMING Nom WIIMOTE TERRYFI HMH?"
     
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    It takes a helluva lot more than 3.

    Oh. great. El Husband just told me that his grandpa passed away today.
     
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    Hand him a drink.
     
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    La girlfriendo just had her grandfather pass away a month and a half ago. My condolences. My grandmother is rather sick as well. Getting older sucks.
     
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    Won't it be difficult for him to hold it, since he's dead and all?
     
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    Tim Cavanaugh indicates that "if your hands and underarms are bleeding, your beer bottle might not have a twist off cap."

     
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    There's something funny about chastising another's intelligence when you don't know how to tell if a bottle is twist off or not.
     
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    So I guess this is a thing now?

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    Touche. Though from what I've gathered, it seems there really is no way to tell just by looking.
     
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    At least in Australia most brands tend to stick to the same type. There are only a few that aren't twist tops. If it's something you drink regularly then you know which it is.
     
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