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Eff It-The 2011 CANADA DAY Drunk Thread!6/30/11 4th of what?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jun 30, 2011.

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  1. Rush-O-Matic

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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    What the hell? You people never heard of Gummy Alphabet?! Delicious AND educational.

    Also, here's a gummy tip . . . you know how when you go to the grocery store, and they have the jars of gummy bears, worms, sour, alphabet, etc.? And, you know how you can get like a 2 pound bag of those mothers that you picked yourself so you can skip over the stupid clear ones because who the hell likes clear? Only, you can't (normally) eat all 2 lbs in one sitting? And, then they get kinda hard and chewy-er? Well, lay that bag on your dashboard in the sun for a little while - soft and delicious. You're welcome.
     
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    Why are they splotchy?

    Mmm... Candy Claps!
     
    #202 BL1Y, Jul 1, 2011
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    Head down to the lakes, get a boat, and go out to Braun Bay.
     
    #203 DrFrylock, Jul 1, 2011
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    Want!

    If you aren't already familiar with the website, I encourage all of you to check it out.
     
    #204 Rob4Broncos, Jul 1, 2011
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    I only like the clear ones so STFU.
     
    #205 taste_my_rainbow, Jul 1, 2011
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    Racist.
     
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    What the hell, so hot out. Same as yesterday, cool at work and hot as fuck at home. Had to get my ball fan out for the first time this summer.
     
    #207 Arctic_Scrap, Jul 1, 2011
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    Ladies?

    [​IMG]
     
    #208 thabucmaster, Jul 1, 2011
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    For Cameltoe, err, Canada Day!
     

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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    It turns out Facebook is actually good for something. In the past 10 minutes I found out that a former employee of mine who is about 100 pounds overweight used to be remarkably hot and another old friend of mine is a swinger.

    And I found out about the swinging thing in a really uncomfortable way.
     
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    So girls, is there a correlation between the cameltoe and the lack of pubic hair?
     
    #211 Noland, Jul 1, 2011
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    Is this a rhetorical question?

    Big fluffy pubes hide the toes.
     
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    I just picked up booze for my underage room mate, so I got 8 bucks for nothing!

    Awesome, now I can afford a couple gallons of gas in my car.
     
    #213 bewildered, Jul 1, 2011
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11


    That won't seem like such a great deal after you get the ticket for supplying underage kids with alcohol.
     
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    Party pooper.
     
    #215 bewildered, Jul 1, 2011
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    What do those things even taste like?

    Here's something I have thought about: Why doesn't the Jelly Belly corporation make vagina (for men and lesbians) and semen (for gay dudes and straight women) flavored jelly beans? They have damn near every other flavor you could think of, and I think that would be an under represented market.

    Anyway, here's the White Stripes again:




    If you don't like music that rocks out loud, then you're a fuckin' douche bag.
     
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    Someone I interviewed with for a summer job my first year of law school (I didn't get it) e-mailed me yesterday, saying he saw I was back in town and asked to have lunch.

    This was 5 years ago, and outside of the interview I never saw the guy.

    Strange, right?
     
    #217 BL1Y, Jul 1, 2011
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    He wants something.

    Lawyers don't do altruism.
     
    #218 Noland, Jul 1, 2011
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    I was going to suggest that he was gay. We sort of agree.
     
    #219 bewildered, Jul 1, 2011
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    [​IMG]
    The Vatican has the highest conversion rate.

    Awesome.
     
    #220 BL1Y, Jul 1, 2011
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