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Eff It-The 2011 CANADA DAY Drunk Thread!6/30/11 4th of what?

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  1. dixiebandit69

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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    Rant: Well, my brother-in-law finally made it down here to Texas, and guess what? He needs work done on his car. That he wants me to do for free.
     
    #221 dixiebandit69, Jul 1, 2011
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    There's a comfortable way?
     
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    Grow some balls you pussy. Or don't bitch about it here.

    Say "no" and then crank the tunes (to be sure you're not labelled a douche) and just say "can't hear you". "What?"
     
    #223 Nettdata, Jul 1, 2011
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    And what kind of message are you sending to Little Bandit?
     
    #224 Nettdata, Jul 1, 2011
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    Real life, employed, doing legal work for pay attorneys I used to work with ask me for free help on shit they're getting paid to do.
     
    #225 BL1Y, Jul 1, 2011
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    Wait. When BL1Y talks, real attornies listen?
     
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    Yeah. I'm not dumb, I'm just uninterested.
     
    #227 BL1Y, Jul 1, 2011
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11



    Or you know, tell him that you'll only do it for the going hourly rate for local mechanics. Until he pays you claim that there is tons of shit wrong with the car and that legally you can't let him leave with it in such a condition (ala The Simpsons).
     
    #228 Kubla Kahn, Jul 1, 2011
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    That wasn't The Simpsons, it was King of the Hill, with the bogus mold inspectors.
     
    #229 BL1Y, Jul 1, 2011
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    My states government is shut down. Time for anarchy. I think I'll begin by camping in one of the closed state parks.
     
    #230 Arctic_Scrap, Jul 1, 2011
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    I have rum. I have a new video game. I picked out new panties for the wife to model (boy shorts for dat ass, son). All the kids, human and furry, are asleep.

    Does life get better than this?
     
    #231 $100T2, Jul 1, 2011
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    Don't try for it all. Stay focussed on the boy shorts and rum.
     
    #232 Nettdata, Jul 1, 2011
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11



    Anyone played this?

    The first game was really good, but video game quality is pretty crap these days, so I'm hesitant to shell out money for it.
     
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    So I officially just had my first "Shit, I must be getting older..." moment of my life. I thought I had experienced dozens before this, but not really.

    My girlfriend recently graduated med school, just started her residency this past week (same week I decide to finally finish my bachelors, after putting it off for a couple years). Things have obviously been hectic, but manageable and more than anything exciting. After a week of waking up at 5:30am to work out, her going to work, me going to school all day, etc I get home today and decide to cook a really nice dinner, have a few drinks, and just generally relax. Girlfriend gets home, says she has to be back at the hospital at 5am, so I fuck her and put her to bed, and come downstairs to my best friend calling my cell repeatedly.

    Him: What are you doing?
    Me: I dunno, nothing.
    Him: Want to go drink? I just got in town. My treat, faggot.
    Me: Eh...
    Him: I said I'm buying.
    Me: No, I heard you...I don't know man. I just got HBO Go, I want to watch some Curb Your Enthusiasm.
    Him: It's Friday.
    Me: Yeah, exactly. I don't want to battle the crowds for a fucking beer, just to watch you strike out with freshman girls. Think I'm going to watch Curb.
    Him: ...

    So here I am, 10:30 on a Friday night, at home, by myself, about to veg out on my laptop, and I'm so fucking excited for it you have no idea. I don't know if it's just because I'm exhausted, or because after working in bars for half a decade they're no longer appealing to me, or what, but I'm not fighting it.

    No gummi (not gummy, dickweeds) bears though. I lived right next to a Haribo factory growing up in Germany. Ate about a thousand of these and then even more of their hamburgers. Done with gummi anything. I don't even like Jello.
     
    #235 Poopourri, Jul 1, 2011
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    WHO THE FUCK CHANGED MY AVATAR WHEN I AM AWAY FROM A COPY OF PHOTOSHOP?!? WHO DO I HAVE TO FUCK UP? damn!
     
    #236 DrFrylock, Jul 1, 2011
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    Some asshole will pay the price for this, in more ways that one.
     
    #237 MoreCowbell, Jul 1, 2011
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    It's been a week there Sherlock.

    Keen sense of observation you have there.
     
    #238 Nettdata, Jul 1, 2011
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    Samuel Adam's Summer Seasonal works perfectly as a marinade for steak. However, you need to add a *tiny* bit of spice (garlic, onion, cayenne, whatever your flavor) to make it perfect.

    Public service announcement.

    I did it with ribeye, and I about got a boner.
     
    #239 Revengeofthenerds, Jul 1, 2011
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    Yes, it was the Simpsons. It was the episode where Homer got "tickets" to the Superbowl. He went to a tire shop because of a coupon he found, and they wouldn't let him leave until he got all of their recommended repairs done (total bullshit in the real world. Trust me, I've worked at shops where people have brought cars in with egregious safety violations, and we couldn't force them to get the repairs. We would have made a lot more money if we could do that.)
    They did that before King of the Hill.

    The problem with his car (an 2000 Olds Bravada) is that he says that both rear calipers are stuck; the inside pads are worn down metal-to-metal, and there is no wear visible on the outside of the brake rotors (there is rust on the outside surfaces). I'm really hoping that the caliper pins/tracks are just rusted up/seized (he is coming from upstate New York, where they salt the roads in the winter) and he doesn't actually need new calipers. What he wants to do is just slap in new pads and rotors and hope for the best, but I already told him that is a recipe for disaster. He wants to do it anyway.
    Under normal circumstances, I'd just replace the pads and rotors and not think twice about it (it's about a 45 minute job, no big deal), but if my worst fears are true, then this isn't just going to be ONE job.
    He did this before with a stuck front caliper on a '91 Explorer.
    I'll see what the situation is on his rear calipers (If they can move at all), then try to persuade him to do the right thing.
     
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