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Eff It-The 2011 CANADA DAY Drunk Thread!6/30/11 4th of what?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jun 30, 2011.

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  1. DrFrylock

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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    I'm fricking busy!

    Bunch of savages in this town.
     
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    Frylock is gay AND incestuous?
     
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    I've traveled a lot - lots Asia, most of Europe, parts of the U.S., Russia, Egypt etc - and the people I always enjoy hanging out with most are Canadians. They are uniformly laid back and good to party with. Everyone likes Canadians. In other news, I am still drunk, and high, at 11am.
     
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    I saw a 6 year old today who was so fat even his lovehandles had lovehandles.
     
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    Don't hate. His parents just have a very aggressive strategy protecting him against pedophiles.

    Their pastor is many things, but a chubby chaser ain't one of them.
     
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    "You're such a fucking pedophile, when you were a kid, you used to molest pedophiles."
     
    #246 Nom Chompsky, Jul 1, 2011
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    Could be an undiagnosed thyroid problem.
    On the other hand, maybe the parents have been feeding him Golden Corral for his entire childhood.
     
    #247 Omegaham, Jul 1, 2011
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    Ever since I saw the Jimmy Carr stand up I'm shamelessly ripping off, I've always wondered - when a chubby is involved, how much 'chasing' is really going on?
     
    #248 AlmostGaunt, Jul 1, 2011
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    Hold on, are you saying a cartoon comedy show did an idea that was also on the Simpsons? I don't know if I believe that.
     
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    Jimmy Carr is fantastic.
     
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    "Our son isn't fat. He is 'kidnap resistant'"
     
    #251 kuhjäger, Jul 1, 2011
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    This week I saw a guy wearing - no shit - a shirt that said "fat people are harder to kidnap."
     
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    Everyone needs to win at something to improve their self esteem.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    And worth less ransom. Terrible ROI.
     
    #254 AlmostGaunt, Jul 1, 2011
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    They do last longer without having to be fed, though... but the underground coffin/prison takes more work to build. But they are easier to recapture if they try to run away.
     
    #255 Nettdata, Jul 1, 2011
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    Note to self: No more typing while smoking this shit. I think I have stellar ideas and they simply fail. So fuck you, I'm off to smoke a bowl!




    [*]Note: Once I'm high, I will likely think it's a great idea to "just read" and the cycle of horror will continue...
     
    #256 PIMPTRESS, Jul 1, 2011
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11


    It's funny because it's true.
     

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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    About a week ago there was a VERY obese women walking through a construction zone. She tripped stepping onto the curb. All I could think about as I drove past was a turtle struggling on its back.
    Then a few days ago I saw an even bigger women (wheelchair required kind of big) going down a busy street. At least she was in the right lane?
    I might be a horrible person, but both made my day.
     
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    When you're making a two-piece for someone that size, do you do the measurements assuming it will go under a fat roll, or around them?
     
    #259 BL1Y, Jul 1, 2011
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    Everytime I need an ego boost, I go to WalMart. I feel like the skinniest, hottest bitch there...
     
    #260 PIMPTRESS, Jul 1, 2011
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