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Eff It-The 2011 CANADA DAY Drunk Thread!6/30/11 4th of what?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jun 30, 2011.

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  1. BL1Y

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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    How do people that big poop?

    And I don't just mean how does their toilet support their weight.

    It seems like when they poop, the turd would just become stuck in the fat of their ass, like they'd have to go wrist-deep and pull it out.
     
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    People that big just make me sad. Her arms remind me of pork rinds and pickled pig skins.
     
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11
     

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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    I've always assumed that they must shower after pooping, because there's no way that they can get themselves actually clean. I mean, I know that they have those wands to help them reach places, but still.
     
    #264 Poopourri, Jul 2, 2011
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    This picture makes no point.

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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    Can't they just spread their buttcheeks open on the seat, or is there too much skin and rolls to effectively do that?
     
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    NOT SAFE FOR MIND:

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    Now the eternal question... make myself a gin drink or eat something? Yeah, fuck it. Gin.
     
    #268 CharlesJohnson, Jul 2, 2011
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    Wow, you guys seriously hate on fat women here, huh? Weird.
     
    #269 Nom Chompsky, Jul 2, 2011
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11


    You just said the magic word.

    I'm off to pick some Bombay tomorrow. It just makes sense.
     
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    I've lost 10 pounds from my previous high.

    Or as fat people call it, lunch.

    I owe three to food poisoning, but whatever, I'll take it.
     
    #271 BL1Y, Jul 2, 2011
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    Come on. That video raises a very interesting question: What was casting like? Were there less appealing people who auditioned for the gig?
     
    #272 BL1Y, Jul 2, 2011
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    Regret.

    What up, TiB?
     
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    This article talks about people who like fucking fat women. Read it, it's kind of interesting.

    Or don't, I don't care.

    What's good Rusho
     
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    Changing subjects, enjoy one of my favorite story lines ever. So much funny in so little time.



    I'm obviously not basing it off this clip alone, but can someone name a show that even comes close to being as fantastic as Curb? It really is one of those shows where almost everything is funny, and yet...if you try to explain it, you fail. Maybe it's one of those "sum is greater than the total of it's parts" kind of things, who knows. It's perfect in my mind.

    What else is on that level? Louie definitely, but it's still only a baby (a season plus two episodes). Archer is good, but that's a different beast all together. Workaholics is still just a really popular cult hit, but they're doing some really good stuff there too.
     
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    Man, pouring a bottle of wine that has gone bad down the sink is depressing. "No, booze, come back...."

    I'm almost too sad to open another bottle. Almost.
     
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    Oh look, BL1Y is back...

    I just haven't took the time to notice I guess. On that note, goodnight.
     
    #277 KillaKam, Jul 2, 2011
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    In the proper spirit of Canada Day, I forsake my selfish desires to go ride my bike or go eat delicious food in favour of being a nice guy and helping a friend move.

    But tomorrow I am going to a ribfest and I can have proper pulled pork. I have pretty much given up on any restaurants in Canada producing decent pulled pork. It's always too sweet and severely lacking in the smokey goodness that I crave. There will also be ribs and kettle corn. Yes.
     
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    How many New York legislators does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Just one, but after they change the lightbulb, what's next? Two bulbs? A bulb and a horse? It's a slippery slope.
     
    #279 BL1Y, Jul 2, 2011
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    Re: curbed

    The difference in vaginal size is so criminally underreported, and has just as much to do with the tightness as penis size. It's probably because it's harder to measure, but an echo-laden vagina has basically the same effect as a thumbdick.
     
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